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39 [F4M] Looking for a discreet playmate - please read whole post!
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SimpleMapleSyrup is a female age 39 looking for a male in Seattle, WA
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Here I go:

I am not a single girl. This will need to be discreet. If you are not single, that is okay and I hold ZERO judgment.

I've been told I'm cute but I am NOT a small girl. I'm not ashamed of my body but if you aren't into bigger girls, please don't reach out. We all have our "thing" and it's okay if I don't fall into that category for you.

I love sarcasm. Lay it on me. No joke too soon.

I love music. Rabbit holes into obscure 80s bands is my thing. Depeche Mode is on repeat.

I love road trips to unusual destinations. World's biggest ball of mud? Let's go see it!

You can always drop a quote from The Office and I'll instantly pick it up.

I want to feel desired again. I want a desperately hot moment to share. I want to fuck with intention.

With equal desire, I absolutely love a bigger man. Husky, stocky, big, burly, whatever adjective you want to use, you're my type. If you could be described as a handsome, huggable, "love on me" teddy bear, send that message. Men with a beard? Fucking YES. Men who are confident without being cocky? Fucking YES. Men who can appreciate sexuality in a bigger, curvy girl? Come to me. Call you daddy? Yes sir, I aim to please.

I want to genuinely find an amazing connection. I want to laugh with you. I want to smile when I see a message from you. I will not force myself or you to feel all the feelings. If it's not the right fit, that's okay too but I will not cross that line for just anyone.

Are you ready to find a best friend? A consuming, passionate affair? Yeah, me too. Let's see what happens together.

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39
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a male
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2 months ago