Hello there,

I’m 45, standing at a respectable 5'10" and weighing in at 170 lbs. My hair is a sophisticated blend of black and gray—think of it as my own personal salt-and-pepper masterpiece. I like to think I’ve aged like fine wine; the kind you’d sip while discussing existential philosophy rather than the boxed stuff you find at a college party. I’m well-groomed, well-read, and thriving in my career on Seattle’s eastside. People often tell me I’m handsome and easy to talk to—don’t worry, it’s not just my mom; I’ve received these compliments from potential partners in crime (and by crime, I mean delightful escapades).

I’m married but navigating a “dead bedroom” scenario due to a mismatch in, shall we say, bedroom appetites. If you’re in a similar boat, I feel your pain—it’s like trying to enjoy a gourmet meal when you’re stuck with instant ramen. I’ve had an affair before; she moved away, but our connection was incredible—emotionally, intellectually, and physically. Now, I’m hoping to recreate that magic with someone special.

I’m looking for an AP who is also married and seeking a secret boyfriend to add some zest to life. No financial exchanges here—just good old-fashioned fun. If you’re under 35, I must regrettably inform you that my interests lie in the more seasoned demographic.

Here’s what matters most to me:

Mutual Attraction

Let’s face it—attraction is the spark that ignites everything. I’m not after a fleeting encounter unless we’re talking about sneaking into a store for some late-night mischief (think of it as our own little heist). I want real chemistry—the kind that makes us feel like the perfect dynamic duo. I keep myself fit (both mentally and physically), and I appreciate when others do too. Confidence? That’s basically foreplay for the intellect.

Emotional Availability

I’m looking for someone who’s emotionally present—think of me as your emotional cheerleader (minus the pom-poms). Daily check-ins with flirty messages are a must! I’m here for deep discussions about life, love, and everything in between—along with light banter that keeps us smiling. You’ll want to share your “I can’t wait to tell him” moments with me.

Respect for Boundaries

I’m all about respecting boundaries—you could say I know when to lean in and when to pull back. I’ll send you a “How’s your day?” message without showing up unannounced (unless you specifically request my dramatic entrance). I understand the need for a second life where you can truly be yourself, and I’m here to offer that without intruding on your primary existence. Yes, I’ve fallen for an AP before—it happens when things get deep. But don’t worry; I know how to swim.

Shared Desires

If you have a playful side hiding in the shadows, let’s bring her into the light! No judgment here—just enthusiasm galore. After all, variety is the spice of life, and I’m ready to sprinkle some excitement into our lives. Think of me as your personal spice rack—always ready to add flavor when needed.

Discreet & Realistic

My life is busy—between parenting duties, inflation woes, and attempting to conquer pickleball (seriously, why did the player bring a ladder? To reach new heights in their serve!), I’m not looking for unnecessary drama. I want a discreet connection that adds fun without complications.

If you’re open to it, let’s see if we can create something exciting and mutually satisfying together. Life’s too short not to have a secret adventure that makes everything else more thrilling!

Looking forward to hearing from you! And may your day feel less like an exhausting lecture and more like an engaging seminar with snacks.

P.S. Forgive my attempts at humor—I’m always working on it (along with my pickleball skills).

P.P.S. If you're inundated with messages, let’s cut through the noise with a quick chat or video call on Telegram/Signal. It’ll take less than five minutes to see if we click—no hard feelings if we don’t match; just be honest with me!