Hello! We have extremely limited experience, and what we’ve had really hasn’t been close to what we were looking for, so we consider ourselves newbies. That being said - we know what we want!

Just to get stats out of the way - he (me) - thick/dad bod, 6’3”, 275, 6.5-7”ish uncut, extremely open minded and as far as bi play goes - vers. She’s 5’5”, pawg/curvy body with amazing tits that she loves played with. She loves doing her makeup, loves to laugh, and most importantly - loves being used :)

Not heavy drinkers, would love if we could enjoy various 420 substances with you as we think it enhances playtime. We’d want to play safe but we ideally want to build trust with a couple who would like to jump through the required safety hoops to do so that would allow us to go bare. Sloppy seconds is a big fantasy of ours :)

We are incredibly easy to hangout with, but you’re gonna need to be on the left side of the political spectrum for there to be any legitimate chance of us actually being friends. And yes - we would love it if an actual friendship developed! We think that it would make everything way more fun and intimate, along with the comfort that comes with trust. We’d love to start with a double date to break the ice, and even after that would love to want to play games, take you out on our boat, hang out - yes we want nasty sex but friends would be amazing!

We are hoping to explore all kinds of kink and fantasies, and if it’s not illegal or unsafe we’re probably into it! Kind of mandatory for us:

Dp/dvp/double barrel blowjobs Dirty talk Assplay/anal/rimming Guy interested in giving and receiving on the bi side

These are the things that really get us going so might as well put them up front!

Alright we’re getting a bit long in the tooth here so I’ll shut up but - if you’re in the Seattle Area and are looking for similar, we should definitely chat! Pics for trade, telegram to avoid the comically bad Reddit chat. Thank you for taking the time to read our post if you made it this far - take care!