I know that we are not remotely unique in looking for another woman to join us, but we think we have a slightly different take on the whole ‘unicorn’/‘plaything’ dynamic (we don’t want that). Only thing - as if the title wasn’t enough - we want to emphasize that we’re all about the booty and frankly if that’s not a primary interest of yours as well, we might not be the best fit!

To get physical stats out of the way - he’s tall and dadbod/football build with a nice cock, a massive amount of respect for women, and an utterly filthy mind. She’s 5’4”, big booty and slightly chubby but extremely proportional and very sexy. Both of us are very friendly, love to laugh, and our desire to maintain our health and privacy are very important to us.

Sexually, we are pretty damn kinky and kind of all over the map. He’s usually more d than s, but has plenty of fantasies involving women being in charge (pegging threesome, anyone?). She loves being used, and while she doesn’t consider herself bi, has thoroughly enjoyed the very limited experience she has playing with another woman.

As for the butt stuff - while it’s certainly not our only kink, we want to meet somebody who’s kind of obsessed with it like we are. We love the taboo nature of it, but neither of us are into anything unhygienic or unhealthy. In fact, prep and cleaning are part of our play to ensure everything is squeaky clean. We’re all about pleasure, not pain. We can gently get you trained in a way that will make you beg for it and realize some of the best orgasms you’ve ever had - we want you to crave it and want to play with us repeatedly!

But besides that - we’re looking for a cool, educated, lefty woman who might be in a place where she wants some companionship/friendship/socializing but isn’t looking for a relationship. Just a couple of friends that grab a bite to eat, go on a Saturday day trip somewhere, grab a happy hour or movie after work, etc. he’s a phenomenal cook and would love to wine and dine the ladies! We’re all about 420 and the occasional magical fungus, social/light drinking - probably won’t be a good match with anyone that’s into recreational drugs beyond that.

Agewise , 30-50 sounds right (he’s 40, she’s 44), but we’re all about connection and a good vibe before anything else.

Both of us are in Seattle proper and can host, ideally you’re somewhat close, we’d like distance to not be a limiter in how often we can get together.

We’re looking for an equal - sexually and intellectually/emotionally. We’re not interested in using you, spoiling you, or making you some sexual accessory - we want somebody to chill with and enjoy life. Something more than a hookup but less than a polyamorous situation hopefully.

We have pics and telegram - say hi if any of this sounds like something you’re into!