Thanks for taking the time to read! What I’m looking for seems to be a little against the grain judging by many of the posts I’ve seen and responses I’ve gotten in the past so I’m trying again and being as explicit as possible about what I am seeking and what I’m not.

About me: I am 38 years old, white, 6’3” tall and chubby (but on a weight loss journey). I have brown hair and green eyes, wear glasses, and have both tattoos and facial hair. I live in Western Washington State, nearest to Everett. Here are some touchstones for my personality, hobbies, and interests:

• 1988-1996 Saturday Night Live was the single best era in SNL. Fight me.

• The soundtrack of my soul is The Black Keys.

• I’ve traveled to 13 countries and 35 US states with more travel planned in the future.

• I’m a sucker for Stephen King books, but almost never like the movies.

• TTRPGs are my jam, and I particularly like D&D and SWSE.

• People who go slow in the left hand lane and those who think turn signals are optional really irk me. Ditto to those who don’t utilize cart returns.

Now to some house keeping:

First, I do not have 24/7 availability to chat, as much as I’d love to. I am married in a dead bedroom, and while we don’t have sex, I still respect my wife enough to give her my undivided attention when we are together. This means that on days when she and I are home together, my responses will not be quick. However, it also means that when you and I are together, you will have my undivided attention. Thursdays are my best days for chat, with intermittent availability on other weekdays, and the weekends are my best days for meetups (Thursdays also possible with some planning).

Second, I am not looking for a wife surrogate or someone who will grow into that role in the future. I am mostly happy in my marriage and I am not looking to drastically change my living situation. A FWB that I can chat to and hang out with a couple times a month would be perfect. I hope that you will feel the same way. Stimulating conversations, inside jokes, sharing memes, cuddling, and good sex are what I’m after and I hope we can find that together. Love and tenderness are not only for spouses. I’m a great supporter and love to cheerlead the people I care about so don’t be afraid to lean on me for that as well.

Third, I cannot host. I can travel and I am also open to booking short term hotel stays or car play.

Finally, I am open to a diverse range of ages, races, relationship types, abilities, and body types. Beauty comes from within and good chemistry/connection transcends everything else. That said, I am a big man and you should either not care, or better yet, actively want that.

Thanks again for taking the time to read. This will remain up until a friend has been found. If anything appealed to you, reach out and I’ll respond as soon as I’m able. Hope you have a great day!