My toxic trait is that some days my dating goal is to find fun, emotionally fulfilling, intellectually stimulating long term partnership, and some days all I want is a penis that stays hard attached to someone I don’t hate. I’m pretty sure that’s normal, right?

About me: attractive, intelligent, tattooed and feminine. Body type between curvy and BBW. Latina and bilingual. Very sex positive. Music is my love language, as is wine, and having open and honest conversations about the curiosities of the human experience. I love to travel to warm, historically significant places and immerse myself in the local culture (no resort life for me).

My life has gotten refreshingly straightforward since my recent divorce, so I don’t intend to complicate it with situationships, polycules, open relationships or extra marital affairs. No shade—I just want to keep things as simple as possible.

Ultimately, I want to find a person with whom to share inside jokes, someone who will hold my hands and gaze comfortably over a cafe table, someone to get into weird sexual situations with; you know, the person I want to kick it with no matter what we’re getting into. That guy.

In the meantime, I’m open to a Fuck Buddies Plus ™️ situation (emphasis on buddies).

If you are a male between the ages of 35 and 49 with a clean bill of health, excellent hygiene, great sense of humor, a curious mind and a functional penis (or access to a Cialis Rx), apply for the opportunity to be Fuck Buddies Plus ™️! Men with dad bods and thick…thighs are very much encouraged to respond.

Fuck Buddies Plus ™️ comes with access to this WAP during mutually agreed upon occasions, fun outings and the potential for relationship advancement if both parties are cool with that.

By replying to this insane post with a PM or chat request, you acknowledge that you actually read it. Any evidence to the contrary will lead to me ignoring your response. Unsolicited dick pics are unwelcome and will be screenshotted and shared with my girlfriends. We will be laughing at your expense. I am also wholly uninterested in being a sex chat bot or a source for free nudes. Locals only, please. And no, Bellingham or any place that requires a ferry trip to access Seattle is not local.

Thanks for reading and good luck on getting laid 🥰