a conversation starts
one for you and me
brings quickened beats of hearts
and unabashed glee

I try to hide it but out I blurt
I am, indeed, a bit of a flirt
so we stay up past our bedtimes
breaking down stories like enzymes
eager for just one missive
another thought from one so addictive

we talk of funny thoughts we think
we share our favorite kinds of kink
you are formally invited
to message me and get excited
in our stomachs we feel some butterflies
a protein source that we’d lack otherwise

don’t worry over literary analysis
or other forms of mental calculus
no symbols to seek like back in AP lit
when I’m trying to rhyme, I’ll say any old shit.

I like to write silly poems sometimes. I‘ll spell it out in prose with some extra info.

I’m a 30 M 5’9” slim white male with black hair. I’m looking for a woman who also wants that fun flirty chemistry that’ll have us both staying up later than we should just to talk more.

I’m all about witty banter. Humor in general is important to me. I love to make people laugh with jokes and silly poems and anything else I can. I used to do standup.

I’m very kink-friendly. I love ideas in general so kink is, for me, a way to bring more creativity to sex. I’m a switch but much more experienced as a dom. I’d love to explore the other side but I’m happy to play the D role and love the creative freedom it offers.

Skip the small talk. Tell me your thoughts on the trolley problem! Jk… unless…

I’m smart and well educated and filled with random facts that you’ll hopefully find interesting. I’ve worked really hard to become a version of myself that I’m truly proud to be. That includes being emotionally, mentally, and financially stable.

I don’t have any specific expectations for where this goes. I just want to see if we have that kind of connection. If we do, I’m open to wherever it goes naturally.

I’d prefer if you were HWP, under 60 (what? There are some sexy 59 year olds out there!), in the general seattle area, and female (trans women are women). Beyond that, it’s all about personality and connection.

If you’d like to see how we connect, send me a message. Tell me a little about yourself or just go right into talking about something that’s on your mind. I’m happy to exchange pictures if you like but in no rush.