I’ve innocently confirmed countless movie nights using this line with my kids for years. They finally told me what it really means…… sign of the times, man.

Divorce sucks. In the middle of one, should have happened a long time ago. I need a women to hold on to. im non judgemental, but like to know what im getting into. I just require cleanliness and anonyminity. This will be a one time thing, a couple hours of sweaty sexy fun, mouths open, thirsts quenched. Hotel, your place, my place (if the time is right), back of the truck, in a tent, whatever. NSA only, only time will tell if a reconnection is wanted.

I’m 46, 6’1 Caucasian. 215 lbs, not horribly overweight, but losing 35 lbs would get rid of the dad bod. Open minded about everything. Ideal candidate would be close to my age, and excited to meet me!!!!

Send me a note with your stats; after some light chats to confirm there are no major barriers, lets get to it!!!

But for real, id be ok with an innocent Netflix and chill……. But im going to hump you!!!!