The wider my legs spread!
Are you the funny sexual person I am looking for? If yes, we can jump in the puddles, watch porn upside down, and do mediocre roleplays. I can sneak out early from work and spend time with you.
Looking for Danny - the tiger tamer, Joe - the vegan comedian, Filippo - the nerdy philosopher or an all-around. Someone who can bring meaning to this meaningless pursuit.
Me: 5.6' tall, HWP, beautiful, sparkly eyes, infectious smile, extremely empathetic and annoyingly childish. I am married and discretion is a must.
You: 34-45 years, any race, handsome, dnd free. your looks are important to me but not as much as your personality. A true giver. Generous in bed and outside. NOT attracted to very fat or obese body type. Ability to host.
Objective - To find someone near me to meet regularly for earth-shattering sex.
DMs are preferred over chat. I would love to know you but unfortunately, I am busy and have no time to sit and chat. I am fun and imaginative enough to have meaningful conversations. so patience is the key and I have a lot of it. Your DM must include your location, status (single, divorced, etc), your availability, and ability to host.
Must live a few miles from me, If not, consider moving to my neighborhood! Ready to laugh and giggle with you.
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