Hi!

I am trying this again.

My name is Vanessa.

What it doesn’t state:

I live in Capitol Hill and I am hoping to find someone who wants to be together often.

I have kind of just started the quest for betterment, I don’t have a college degree but I am hoping to be able to gain enough skills and work experience to lead me to my career goals and through my 5 year plan.

I am currently learning python and studying for an HR certification(aPRH) while navigating the professional landscape for the first time in my life. I have basically planned out 18 hours of my day to be filled with work, working on work, working on career advancement and getting ready and unready for and from work with a teeny bit of leisure time.

I am really hoping to find a man between the ages of 27-38 who not only accepts this, but enjoys the idea of it and wants to do the same thing, or has already done it and is in a position help me navigate my goals and the politics at work, and would enjoy going over my work with me. Someone who would love spitballing ideas, reading my proposals, helping me work on said proposals, who would share their work with me, and would allow me to do the same things for them, etc.

I want to grow as a human being with someone. I am trying to curb this about myself but honestly I am just a super clingy and kind of codependent person. I want someone who wants to come home and spend time together working on things alone, together.

I absolutely need a guy who is funny, and for the most part I enjoy dark humor. I don’t have many boundaries, I am politically apathetic but overall slightly left leaning. I will joke about things you really “shouldn’t” joke about and expect someone I’m in a relationship with to as well.

Some of my hobbies include:

• Watching YouTube video essays about defunct toy lines, theme parks, 90s and early 2000s media, etc

• Collecting Squishmallows

• Interior design

• Late night walks

• Balloon twisting

• Reading

• Hula-hooping

• Watching shit on streaming services

Physical attributes:

I am overall insecure, I am comfortable sending pictures of my face and body but I am not super into taking pictures and don’t have many. I am not trying to hide anything, I am heavy. I would love a guy who has a healthier lifestyle who would enjoy gently steering me in the right direction, someone who will be my willpower even when I whine about what needs to be done but does it with a nurturing and loving attitude.

I am Mexican, have an overall curvier shape with a decent hip to waist ratio despite being a fat bitch, wear glasses 95% of the time with light makeup, and I enjoy dressing in neutral colors with unexpected pops of really bright neons and burnt tones.

What I can offer:

I will be a soft place to land for a successful man after a long day at work, an eager student who wants to learn from your experience; to hear about your day, your projects, passions and soak up whatever you’d be willing to share.

A cuddly, clingy girl who you’ll always be happy to see because I’ll always be happy to see you. Someone who will make you feel more interesting, more entertaining. A girl who will always take your feelings into consideration, who understands that time is the most valuable asset in the world and choosing to spend it with me is a gift from you, not something that is freely given, but earned.

If you’re at all interested, please send me a message talking about your biggest vice.