My prince is a hot little social butterfly, but we spend most of our time inside! Between both of us working at home and broken social habits from the pandi, we both bemoan the loss of the days when we could just go out and chat up a sexy stranger (we’re RA poly).

We’ve gone out together before, even with the explicit intention of flirting with folks, but it never quite works out. People so far just seem less interested in fraternizing with new faces.

So now, I resort to scheming. My thought is, maybe I can resolve a bit of the uncertainty by first seeking folks that wants a similar experience - a night out, meeting new people in a low-stakes setting, and seeing where it goes.

Here’s some detail about them. They look like a lil queer nerdy Julie Andrews with a pixie cut. They will talk your ear off if they like you. They love textile crafts, cats, baking, video games, Americana & psych music. Your surest way in will be to compliment their outfit - there’s a good chance they made most of it. They don’t much discriminate on the basis of gender or body type, very demi.

My priority is to make this experience for them, but I’ll be along for the ride, of course. I’m NB and look a bit like a stocky Elijah Wood. I also miss this kind of interaction and would love to be included, but it’s not a dealbreaker if you’re not interested. I will happily excuse myself to give y’all some space together.

Open to couples (or more!)

To be clear - this isn’t meant to be a guaranteed setup for a hookup. It could well become that (or more!), but my only expectation is for you to “bump into us” somewhere, flirt with them, and have fun. Your expectation should be the same.

We mostly hang out around Ballard/Fremont, so I’d prefer we pick a spot nearby.

Thank you for reading this novel.