Goofy-but-kindhearted, educated/career-minded, 30-something, sorta fat (size 14-16), white woman living in the Portland area seeks two men to help her explore a long-existing threesome fantasy.

Think you can help? Read on!

I’m looking for two men who are confident in themselves, but are also laidback enough to let me control the pace of things. My safety and comfort should be your highest priority.

Not planning to jump into anything until we’ve had a chance to talk things out.

I love flirtation (inside and outside the bedroom), sucking cock, getting my pussy eaten, using toys in the bedroom, and men who are very very very verbal. I am open to many sexual position, although I’m not super flexible physically (LOL) so there are limits. I’m open to starting with just touching and seeing how that feels for all us. It’s difficult to know what I’ll enjoy in the moment, but I’m listing what I’ve historically enjoyed here.

This is all TBD (to be discussed) by the involved parties, but I’d like to start on the more gentle side of things, with me in control of the situation and the men following my lead.

I am looking to be the focus of both men’s attention. You do not need to do anything with each other.

I am NOT interested in anal, double penetration, pain, degradation, or humiliation. I do like it rough sometimes, but if I start craving that while your cock is inside me, I’ll explicitly let you know.

I’m vaccinated and am headed in again for full STI testing next week, so I’ll have that to share soon. Condoms are mandatory if we go down the “let’s fuck!” route.

If you reach out: Be kind and considerate, include your “basics” (age, location, body type, height), and include a photo. It’s really important to me that I’m attracted to you.

Thanks for reading this exceptionally long post. And for maybe making my dream come true.