Oh hey there! It’s me again, your friendly neighborhood M4F poster. No, this isn’t one of those predictable posts… just kidding, it absolutely is. But humor me, will ya? I’ve tossed my hat in this ring before and, shockingly, didn’t end up meeting the love of my life. Weird, right? Let’s fix that—maybe with you? Wink wink, nudge nudge.

Let me hit you with the resume: • 6ft tall (yes, you can wear heels) • Brown skin • Fancy graduate degree (so I’m educated and can make questionable life decisions with precision) • Gainfully employed (I know, truly groundbreaking) • Multilingual (so I can disappoint you in six different languages) • Fit and active (weekends = climbing rocks and saving puppies or something equally wholesome) • Attractive (as per Indian standards, which, let’s be honest, means my mom thinks I’m good looking)

What makes me special, you ask? Great question. I could say it’s my eclectic taste in music, but let’s be real, not everyone vibes with 90s Bollywood remixes and emo throwbacks. I could brag about speaking six languages, but unless you need “Where’s the bathroom?” in Portuguese, that’s probably not a selling point. Oh, and yes, I’ve had a tough past (abusive relationship, yikes), but I’m not here to guilt you into swiping right. So, let’s settle on this: I actually respect your time and energy—wild, I know.

Now, what am I looking for? Great question. It’s not like I’ve had time to think about this… oh wait, I totally have. Basically, I want someone who’s down to have fun. What’s fun? That’s for us to figure out. Bonus points if it’s spicy (NSFW, anyone?). Online or in-person is fine, but let’s start by actually getting to know each other. Crazy concept, right?

If you’re intrigued—and let’s be honest, who wouldn’t be—slide into my DMs. I promise I’ll verify and won’t catfish you. Unless you’re into that. No judgment.