By different I mean looking for friends and not a hookup. This sub has decroded into a cesspool of hookup requests. I’d just love someone local to chat with. Not looking to bang, gangbang, choke, dominate, spank, throat fuck, or cuddle.

The only thing I’d like to dominate you in is video games or random nerdy trivia.

I hope this isn’t too weird for everyone here. An actual looking for friends post makes me feel like a perverse deviant.

A little about me: I’m a 45 year old straight, partnered, nerdy chubby beardy suburban dad. I have a busy life at work and at home and rarely have time to socialize. It would be nice to find some friends in the area who share my socially awkward neurospicy lifestyle and chat with periodically. I’m more left leaning than right and honestly would not get along with anyone who supports the current state of the GOP. Other than that I feel like I could get along with most people.

Criteria for friends: Be within 50 miles of Portland and not a fascist. Pretty easy, right?