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Patient-Lime6763 is in Portland, OR
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38M seperated and recently filed for divorce. Over the last 6 months I've turned my brain child of an idea for a 21 Prom fundraiser for a young girl suffering from lukemia into a reality through a non-profit which I currently oversee. It's going to be an event to end all events, with a DJ, photo booth, classy dinner, auction, drink specials all within a brand new and upscale event space.

Problem is I no longer have a date to bring to said event with the impending divorce (remind me to tell you about the irony of all that later). I live in a small city in The Gorge where this event is taking place. While my ex is likely not attending separately, being a small town, I know many people will be attending who have knowledge of our situation. Here's where you come in... I'm looking for an absolute smoke show to bring as my date. A 12 out of 10. Arm candy. I literally want you to be the talk of the event, because "who is that with him?" I'm not trying to make her jealous in the traditional "I hope she takes me back" kind of way, especially because I'm the one who filed for divorce, but more in the "dang, he really can pull the hotties kind of way."

So what's in it for you? Well, I'll be buying your ticket as my date, which comes with all of the fun stuff mentioned above including dinner. I'll also be buying your drinks for the evening. You don't have to be 420 friendly, but if you are, I've got you covered there also. It'll be a night to remember for sure and a story to tell. Also, I'm a really fun person to be around, so laughs will be aplenty. I am the MC for the night, so please be okay with the fact that I will need to break away at certain times to host the event. I don't need there to be a romantic spark, just for you to act attracted to me and hang on my arm for the evening. I'm also willing to pitch in for gas to drive yourself out the Gorge and back, and a room for you for the night if you are drinking, so you aren't driving intoxicated back home.

Message me with a recent picture and why you think you're the perfect date for the evening. The Prom is 6/29 from 6pm until 10pm with an after party until 2am or until we call it quits from exhaustion. Hope to hear from you.

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