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Attention: Model 42M Dad Bod Edition has been recalled due to dangerously high levels of charm, wit, and adventurous energy. Reported side effects include:
Frequent bouts of laughter caused by sharp humor and perfectly timed dad jokes.
Sudden urges to hike, dive into water sports, and embrace spontaneous thrills.
Shivers, trembles, and lingering thoughts thanks to a subtle but powerful sensual streak.
This Ontario-based model stands 5’11, with a build that’s the perfect balance of fit and fun. It runs best on hiphop, reggae, and a dash of 420-friendly relaxation. Optimized for intelligent banter, playful teasing, and deep connections that feel effortless.
Disclaimer: While currently operating in a dead bedroom, this unit’s chemistry remains fully functional and highly responsive to the right energy. As a pleasure Dom, I know how to take the lead when the moment calls for it, blending playfulness with undeniable connection.
Oh, and if it matters, I’m brown—and if that adds some cultural spice to the mix, all the better. Energy’s energy, and it doesn’t come with a label.
If you’re smart, adventurous, and have a playful side, submit your application to test compatibility. Warning: Side effects may include unforgettable moments, addictive chemistry, and a lot of fun.
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