Kinda long. I'm a comedian/actor. Mostly normal. Big foodie, love adventure, can probably make you laugh. But there's a side of me that while I keep it private, is at the core of who I am. I need to find that extremely rare woman who understands because she's like this too.

The Hook - Most men don’t fuck like I do. Most men don’t think like I do. They get tired. They tap out. They need a break.

I don’t. I don’t stop. I won’t stop—until you’re screaming for mercy or shaking so hard you can’t take anymore.

I don’t do "normal sex." I do marathons—hours of relentless, mind-breaking pleasure that will have you ruined for any man after me.

If you’re the kind of woman who is never truly satisfied—who constantly craves more, who masturbates for hours when no one’s around because you can’t help yourself—then you might be the one in a million I’m searching for.

What I Need in a Woman

I don’t just want someone “into sex.” I need a true nymphomaniac, a woman who:

1. Thinks about sex constantly, even at work or in public.

2. Gets wet from just the thought of being used, taken, and absolutely fucked senseless.

3. Cums multiple times but still needs more—because one orgasm is never enough.

4. Would rather stay in bed all weekend, naked, sweaty, and being fucked non-stop.

5. Gets off on dirty talk, teasing, and knowing that I see her as my perfect, insatiable little slut.

6. Loves to tease in public but knows that when we’re alone, she belongs on her knees or on my bed, legs spread, begging for it.

If that’s you, we’re going to have a lot of fun.

What You Need to Know About Me

1. I have no off switch. I don’t just have a high sex drive—I have a 10/10 libido, and I need a woman who can keep up.

2. I can last as long as you need. I can edge myself for 40 minutes, an hour, three hours if that’s what gets you off.

3. When I cum, it’s not just a release—it’s an event. Thick, heavy ropes, over and over again. And if you want more, I’m ready again before you’ve caught your breath.

4. Oral? You’ll never meet a man who loves it more. If you’re waxed or neatly trimmed, my face is yours for as long as you can handle it.

5. Rough or passionate? Yes. I love making love, but I fucking live for rough sex—grabbing, pulling, pinning, teasing, giving it to you as hard as you can take.

6. Mutual free use? Absolutely. If you’re mine, you can take what you need whenever you need it, and I’ll do the same. No waiting, no hesitation.

If you need this kind of intensity, then stop wasting your time with average men.

Who I’m Looking For (Physically & Sexually)

I don’t care about weight, body type, or race. I care about this:

Are you sexy? (Not just in looks, but in the way you carry yourself.)

Do you have an insatiable sex drive? (Not just “I like sex”—I mean truly, deeply obsessed with it.)

Do you get soaking wet just reading this? (If yes, you already know you want this.)

Are you down for anything in bed? (Dirty talk, rough play, multiple rounds, all-day sex marathons.)

If you’re cute, clean, and truly fucking depraved behind closed doors, then we’ll get along just fine.

I live for a woman who is elegant and put-together in public, but absolutely filthy in private. A woman who knows that being called a slut is the biggest compliment I can give her. A woman who takes pride in how insatiable she is—how she always wants more.

I’m six feet tall, 230 pounds, with dark brown eyes and dark brown hair. I keep myself clean and well-groomed, with a short beard or a smooth, clean-shaven look depending on the mood. I’d rate myself a solid 7/10, (maybe an 8/10 in dim lighting). I don’t have abs, but I carry myself well. My hands are strong, and I know exactly how to use them. Women have told me I have “fuck me” eyes, but you don’t need me to tell you that. You’ll figure it out soon enough.

If you read this and your clit is throbbing, if you’re already soaked thinking about what I’ll do to you, then you know exactly what to do. Let’s talk. If you’re the right one, you’ll never need to look for another man again.