Please, NO DUDES (I’m not BI), NO HOOKERS, and NO ONE UNDERAGE. NOT interested.

Again heads up, long post.

Hey, hey so thanks for clicking on that title! So here’s the deal. I live in Connecticut, work a boring day job, perform comedy on the side, and I commute to New York City once a week (hoping to move back soon, lived there a few years ago full time before COVID hit).

I have not tried posting on reddit in years. However after turning 30, and coming out of my last relationship at the end of 2023, I’ve done a lot of soul searching about the kind of woman I’m looking for and might consider spending my life with one day.

And the answer is - I’m looking for an honest to god, no holds barred, slut.

Here’s the deal I have an extreme sex drive. I’m hypersexual, a nymphomaniac, use whatever term you prefer but I’d bet my life savings I’m the horniest guy you’ll ever meet and its not particularly close. I was like this when I was 16, when I was 21, when I was 26, and I still have the exact same sex drive today. 

Just how horny am I? Well here’s a good example. A few months ago, on a random weekday, I took the day off to just stay in bed and jerk off all day long. I made myself cum 9 times in about 15 hours, and each of those orgasms were preceded by a 30 min. to 1 hour edging session. And after ALL that what happened when I fell asleep? I had a wet dream and a few hours later woke up, and realized I had yet another orgasm while I was asleep.

I NEED to cum a bare minimum of 3 times every single day, and tbh, my average is 5.

I do not think this is a problem. My extreme sex drive does not get in the way of my job, my family responsibilities, other hobbies, and I don’t avoid meeting friends and having a social life.

I don’t want to be “fixed”. I want to meet one of the very, very few women out there who can match my own sex drive.

I have never, in my life, met a woman who could keep up with me, or completely satisfy me, let alone have a sex drive stronger than my own. I’ve had literally two partners all these years who were maybe 70% as horny as me, and everyone else hasn’t even come close.

So yes, hypersexual, a nymphomaniac, slut, whore etc. call it what you want, but that’s the girl I’m looking for.

Ideally? Yes, we’d be a great romantic match beyond everything sexual, and this would turn into a long term serious relationship.

However, if we’re a great sexual match, and not a great romantic match, I would be happy to be just fwb without the expectations of a serious relationship.

So for me, what would it take for a girl to be both a good sexual AND romantic partner for me?

A. Be kind, smart and either funny or have a great sense of humor (personality wise being funny or having a really great sense of humor is the sexiest thing a girl can have in my opinion)

B. Pretty much behave and have the mindset of a total slut and constantly crave being fucked and getting off like a whore (and I totally mean that as a compliment)

While I can use dating apps to find someone who might have those “A” qualities I listed, finding one who also is my sexual equal is infinitely harder (obviously). Either I magically get really rich and famous and get invited to one of those Stanley Kubrick Eyes Wide Shut sex parties, or I get really, really lucky that one girl I date is a sexual freak like me lol.

So I figured writing up a long ass thing on reddit might be a slightly easier way of finding the girl I’m looking for.

Now to be sexually specific, I’m looking for the kind of girl -

1. Who on the rare night she doesn’t have a partner or fwb around to come over and fuck her, will spend literally hours edging and playing with herself because she can’t help herself or ever get enough.
2. Who no matter how professional she looks at work, or how well behaved she is around her family, doesn’t go more than a quite literally a minute at a time, without thinking how much she’d rather be at home with a cock in her pussy, a cock in her mouth, or a tongue in between her legs.
3. That almost never gets worn out. No matter how many times she cums or how long she fucks, she always wants more. She always craves more. It’s never, ever, enough. And unless she absolutely needs sleep, has to go to work, or has to eat, she will stay in bed fucking or masturbating.
4. That no matter how successful she is in her career or in life, mentally, her entire self-worth is tied to how sexually attractive men find herm and how sexually skilled she is in bed.
5. That would get off on, and is excited by the idea of having threesomes, orgies or going to sex parties with their partner.
6. That would really get off on watching me fuck another woman in front of her. and that would really get off on fucking another man (or woman) in front of me while I watch.
7. That is polite, well-mannered, and well-dressed in public, but no one except her best girl friends (or even no one at all) has any idea how insanely strong her sexual appetite is.
8. That would be legitimately turned on and proud if I ever called her a slut or a whore, because she knows I 100% mean it as a compliment and term of endearment and knows I’m really proud of her.
9. Who if they were asked “Whats the happiest you ever remember feeling?” the honest answer would be a time a man shot a particularly large load of cum deep inside her pussy, down her throat or all over her face or chest.
10. Who has never ever seen a video posted on ,  or  that didn’t make her instantly jealous.

So if the right kind of girl sees this, you might be interested to know that-

1. I have an average sized cock (maybe a bit above average girth wise, idk). Definitely not small, but not big enough for size queens.
2. I have never had a single girl wear me out, and I literally won’t stop fucking til’ you have personally had enough. I am literally insatiable.
3. I can easily ejaculate 10 times in a 24 hour period if we have all day sex.
4. If you’re waxed or shaved (or very neatly trimmed), and very clean, I fucking LOVE eating pussy. I really really really get off on getting girls off, so even if I’m too tired or just not horny (almost never) I will literally let you ride my face for ages as long as you want more.
5. I can literally last forever and pretty much cum on cue during sex. Literally can go p in v for an hour without breaks, without cumming if you want that.
6. When I do cum, if I can tell you want more, I’m usually ready to go again in 15 minutes or less.
7. I’m really fucking good with my fingers, and I truly love sucking on tits for long periods of times if that gets you off too
8. On the negative side I guess, I’m not really into ass play. I don’t eat it, and am not crazy about anal because i think pussy feels 100x better.
9. I like making love, but I LOVE rough sex if you enjoy it too. No bleeding, whipping or crazy bondage stuff, but I like to give it hard and get it hard right back.
10. I’d rank the following qualities of a partner from most to least important 1. Being kind, honest and not a jerk 2. How high her sex drive is 3. How good she is in bed 4. Everything else lol

*If it wasn’t clear, I’m super into mutual free use

So if you made it all through that and you’re still interested, just wanna point out long term I don’t see myself spending the rest of my life anywhere besides NYC or LA or nearby. I also love to travel, eat unique food, and cook!

If you enjoy what you’ve read, feel free to message me on here. If it was a massive waste of time and I’m a total perv feel free to let me know that as well!

I’m now off to bed while I ponder the meaning of existence after spending an hour writing this thing up.

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If still interested for some reason, please note -

REGARDING HEALTH -

For any partner of mine, good hygiene is a MUST. Please be a relatively clean person and well groomed. You don’t need to get a Brazilian but please, at least be neatly trimmed down there. If you knowingly have an STD or STD symptoms, please don’t be a jerk and lie or try to hide it. Sorry but condoms are a MUST for me. As much as I LOVE giving creampies, if you wanna fuck me bareback, we either have to be exclusive, or semi-exclusive AND aware of every one of each others sex partners.

My last sex partner was a one night stand a few weeks ago. Last week, I was tested again (clean) and wanted to be sure of that before writing this up.

WHO I’M INTO-

I’m interested in all girls and all body types. Skinny to BBW. My type is “horny with a pulse” lol.

My physical turn offs: (1) Poor hygiene (2) Piercings other than the ear, navel and side of nose (3) Gauges

WHAT I LOOK LIKE -

I’m 6ft tall, 220 lbs (down from 240 a few months back), caucasian, short black/dark brown hair, shaved neck, very short and trimmed beard, dark brown eyes and average build. 

To be completely transparent, yes, I am overweight. I know. Call it a “dad bod” or a “beer belly” if you’d like. Most people don’t notice because all the extra weight is in the middle, and I hide it well. Here’s the deal - believe me or not, but as of a few months ago, I now work out 10 hours a week (5 hours cycling, 5 hours weightlifting), hoping to get down to 175. I’m not just doing it for the sake of getting the chance to be with more girls I’m really attracted to but also because I would like to live until I’m 90.

Now based on experience, I know many women are into the “dad bod” look. Which is great for me at the present! However, I am trying to get in real good shape over this year, so I guess Ideally looking for a girl that is both into the “dad bod” look, but would also be attracted to me as I get into better shape as time goes on.

TRADING PICS - 

To not get our hopes up, we should probably trade pics to start or early in the convo.

All I need to see from you is a clear face pic and one fully clothed body pic. If you don’t send a clear face pic (like your face is 20 feet away, or the pic is clearly photoshopped or filtered), I won’t reply. The body pic doesn’t have to be revealing or skin tight, I just want a general idea.