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36 [M4F] #Manhattan - 1987 Model White Nerd Available for Rent
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mundane_finale is a male age 36 looking for a female in Manhattan
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White, 1987 model now available on the market. Current owner keeps it in maintenance mode only. Low mileage with normal wear and tear. It’s reliable and a workhorse, guaranteed to leave you satisfied after you take it for a ride. It comes with a decent education and a self-deprecating sense of humor that will try to make you smile. No extra bells and whistles; what you see is what you get. It’s available for rent on weekdays but must be returned in good condition to the owner by the end of the evening. Inquire within for more details.

Moving on from the sales pitch — I enjoy a plethora of activities including but not limited to reading, cooking, travel, DIY, and the occasional foray into something I am completely under qualified for (e.g. knife making, agriculture).

On the physical side of things, my best description would be a nerdy lumberjack. I’m 36, average height, brown eyes and hair with some grey speckled in, with a stocky build. Glasses.

I’m looking for someone within a reasonable age range (25-50) and is willing to establish some form of connection beforehand. If you’re nerdy and/or goofy we’d probably get along. I also appreciate a good sense of humor and good communication skills.

Why I’m here — mostly missing the intimacy and attention at home. I’m probably a bit rusty but I try to be a selfless lover and prioritize my partner’s pleasure over mine.

Other stuff — I live in the suburbs (Long Island) and work in Manhattan, so meeting in Manhattan is easiest. I don’t expect us to constantly chat as I’m not fully available. I can text most of the time but am limited in availability for meeting in person (either weekdays or we could plan a ‘business’ trip together when it comes to it). I’d also be open to long distance if we connect well.

If you’re still reading, thanks for listening and hope to chat with you!

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11 months ago