Hey cuties of Reddit. I’m back after a few months because ya girl’s off work this holiday week and looking for love in a hopeless place (not really, I know where my expectations should be on Reddit). I’ve been traveling abroad and mostly solo for two weeks but heading home Tuesday. It’s got me feeling a bit lonely. Basically, I could use some intimacy.

Are you in town Weds-Sun? Want to decompress before or after some family time? Look no further.

I could go into all my kinks (I have a lot) and wax poetic about all the things I want and love about sex but really what I need right now is a man to be nice to me, to show me passion and desire, and to make me feel good (while I also make him feel good, of course). I'm kinky (I'll share my FL username if you share yours), but also just like, let's have a nice time?

About me: Switchy. Early 30s, not just curvy but plus size (size 20 for ref, rolls and all), tattoos/piercings (ears/nose), shorter brunette hair with some old strawberry blonde growing out at the tips and a bit of silver coming in at my temples, unwaxed, vaccinated, ddf. Think slightly alt plant lady queer librarian with big black glasses and soft tits. Good career, have my shit together (mostly). Live alone and prefer to host in central Brooklyn.

About you: Also switchy. 18-55, vaccinated, recently tested, and local to NYC. SINGLE (this one is non-negotiable) and STAMINA (no super quick cummers; this keeps happening). Preference for folks on the slim to fit to dad bod side of things. Must also love gals with my body type. Make me feel desired. I like people who also have their shit together, or are at least good at feigning it. Most importantly, you should be nice. Not necessarily looking for anything beyond sex but maybe if we hit it off??? At the very least I’d like to be able to fucking talk to you like a person, you know? But also, like I said, I am aware this is Reddit lol.

If you want a response, chat me (don’t DM): Your age, a little info about yourself, what you like about plus size women, and a photo (face / torso / whatever you're comfortable with). Put some effort into your message if you actually want me to respond. One or two sentence messages will be ignored. Messages without photos will be ignored. Gross overly sexual first messages will be ignored. You need to be able to carry on a real conversation, recognize my humanity, and ideally be down to actually connect and get to know each other a bit.

Also, what’s your favorite Thanksgiving dish?

Help make me feel less alone?