Hey Reddit. I used to post on here looking for dirty playmates every once in a while but it's been a few months. Life got busy, I got sick, all sorts of other things happened. I've met/fucked a lot of really cute hot people from here over the years (some who I still see regularly) and I'm back for more.

This time, I'm looking for partner(s) to participate in some very specific kinks with me. I am only looking for people into AT LEAST ONE OF THE FOLLOWING. Messages that don't speak to at least one of these kinks will be ignored.

• Stretching. Stretching me, specifically. I love being fisted and taking huge dildos. I also love taking the time with a partner to loosen my pussy up as much as possible. And when I say huge dildos, I'm talking dildos that are bigger than most human sized cocks. I even just bought myself a new enormous dildo! It's the biggest I'll have ever owned. It hasn't actually arrived yet and I'm not entirely sure I'll be able to take it, at least at first. So I'd love to find a partner(s) who gets off on everything pussy stretching and wants to help me work up to it. If you're hung that's also amazing (I have a particular thing for big balls — don't ask me why, I can't explain it), but that is very much not necessary and I don't actually care what size your dick is as long as you don't care that you'll be ruining my pussy with toys. There's nothing like the deep pleasurably painful ache that comes with stretching myself more than I think is even possible. Maybe you can help me make that new dildo feel small? For reference, it's 4" in diameter. Yes, I'm serious.
• Creampies/breeding. Breeding/impregnation is probably actually my #1 kink. I'm on birth control and very much not trying to actually get pregnant, but how about we do everything we can to try and make it fail? Claim my womb. Fill me up. Make me yours. Ideally you can cum multiple times in a short amount of time because after you give me one load I'm just going to want another. I also love everything to do with pregnancy, milking, etc. Note that I will only participate in this with you if you can provide very recent full panel negative STI test results. I last got tested on the 7th.
• FMM . I love fucking multiple men at the same time. It's genuinely one of my favorite things in the world and makes me sink into this blissful headspace (not subspace) that feels simultaneously calming and electrifying. I have a few lovers who are into groups, but I've found it's always better when the guys already know each other, so if you have a friend or friends who you've been wanting to tag team a woman with, I am absolutely your girl.

About me: Early 30s, BBW/fat (not chubby or curvy, I’m actually fat), tattoos/piercings (ears/nose), dyed hair, unwaxed, vaccinated. Think slightly alt plant lady queer librarian with big black glasses and even bigger tits. Live alone and prefer to host in central Brooklyn.

About you: 18-49, vaccinated, DDF, and local to NYC. You must be single (this one is non-negotiable, I can always tell when you're lying and it seems like 90% of dudes on Reddit are trying to be cheaters). Preference for folks on the slim to fit to dad bod side of things. Can hold a conversation. You must also love BBWs/fat women/etc. Seriously, the more you're into my body the better. Totally down with chubby chasers / fat fetishists / FAs / feeders.

If you want a response, chat me (don’t DM): Your age, a little info about yourself, which of these kinks you're into and what you like about it, why you like big women, and a photo (face / torso / dick / whatever you're comfortable with). Put some effort into your message if you actually want me to respond.

Can't wait to play with you xo