Hi there. Dating apps bumming you out? Too glued to your phone to even consider going out and meeting guys that way? I mean c'mon, have you seen the people out there? Might I recommend you chat to me instead? That way you can project your romantic and sexual desires onto my words and then become bitterly disappointed when you realise that I don't match up to the platonic ideal, and that this will be obvious proof that you're going to die alone and be eaten by the 8 cats who will become your only companions in spinsterhood. Heavy stuff.
I'm 170cm, I am slim and maybe one day even fit-looking, and I have brown hair, blue eyes, and pale skin. Beauty is in the eye of the beholder so maybe that's your thing! I think I look okay. Try not to swoon over such sterling self-confidence, ladies.
Here is a list of things that I like: Deep conversations; midnight drives alone the coast; cuddles; politics and current affairs; smashing patriarchy and capitalism; long walks and exercise; being affectionate; unhealthy sleep patterns; reading; pretending that life will cease to be a a meaningless distraction between two eternal periods of non-existence by hiding out in a cool pillow fort; other things but I think this list has now peaked.
Come walk into my PMs. We can geek out over silly things and be cute. I am open-minded and enjoy talking about any and all things, so don't be shy. Tell me something interesting about you!
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