Screw Netflix and Chill; let's Play Steam and Get Reamed.

Nintendo and Get Bent Over.

Board Games and Call You Dirty Names.

If you're into lanky, arty, lefty nerds and any of those sounds like a good time to you, send me an orange envelope.

(Also, spoiler warning for Cyberpunk: Edgerunners in this post)

ABOUT ME: I'm 5'11" and am very much in the "Lanky" build category. I've got long brown hair down to my collar bones, but I keep my face clean shaven. Have a degree, so you know I'm smart, but it's a degree in music industry that I haven't been able to do anything career-wise with, so, definitely not intimidatingly so! :P

Interests include D&D, Pokemon, games (both video and tabletop), comics, film and television, and cooking. Not to brag, but I'm trying to impress you, so I'm absolutely gonna brag: I am an amazing cook. We're talking "It takes me at least 2 days to make Spaghetti Bolognese because I want to make sure I do it right". I would love to set the bar unreasonably high for your future hook-ups and partners. The only sport I've ever been able to follow is combat robotics, so I'm probably going to zone out a little if you're talking about any proper sports. But, other than that, I'm super excited to hear you go deep explaining your special interests!

How about I cook you a fancy meal (including home-made ice-cream for dessert!), you hang out and look hot in a skimpy outfit, we watch something/play some games as we eat and then we see what happens? ;)

I'm DDF and have been on the receiving end of three very important stabbings by medical professionals. I also absolutely consider myself a feminist, LGBTQIA Ally, POC Ally and accessibility advocate. So SWERFs, TERFs, Anti-Vaxxers and racists to the back. A little bit further back. A little further. Yeah, ignore that cliff edge; go a little further...

WHAT I'M LOOKING FOR: So, my type is definitely petite, dyed hair, vertically challenged nerdy kinksters who are on a first name basis with their tattoo artist. I fully acknowledge that you might not match that description perfectly, given that you're, y'know, an actual person and not a made to order fantasy being. If you like the way I use my words, but don't fit all those adjectives, still hit me up! That includes if you don't fit the "F" in the title; totally open to non-binary folk! But, that said, I do identify as hetero, so, femme-presenting enbies are definitely my preference!

WHAT I'M OFFERING: I'm not necessarily looking for a relationship, but I'm not, not looking for one. I'm absolutely a "keep yourself open and see what happens" kind of guy. If we've got romantic chemistry, and not just sexual and platonic chemistry, I am totally open to a relationship! But if you're just after a friend with benefits/fuck buddy/pound pal/bone homie/cum chum/etc who will respect your boundaries and be open to pretty much whatever kinks/fetishes you want to explore, that's very much in line with what I'm after! Let's hang out, play some board games and then I'll pound you harder than Adam Smasher pounded Rebecca!

Kink positive/friendly and I've been told that I'm pretty good at giving an understanding "Ah, yeah, not for me thanks", so feel free to throw the weird stuff at me!

So this is already a fuckload of words; I'm going to leave it here.

If you're interested, hit up my inbox! If you're not, I hope you have a lovely time with whomever you find!