TL;DR? I'm the stereotypical "Nerd with the personality of a golden retriever". If you're a stereotypical alternative, kinky, nerdy girl looking to be that blatant internet caricature of "E-Girl and their long haired boyfriend", let me know! I can host (And live by myself, so don't even worry about roommates) and would love to make friends and also, potentially, fuck said friends so hard that we forget we're going to have to wait until 2023 at the earliest to get Season 2 of Arcane.

ABOUT ME: I'm 5'11" and am very much in the "Lanky" build category. I've got long brown hair down to my collar bones, but I keep my face clean shaven. Big "Oh that guy's clearly a musician" vibes to my general style and appearance. Luckily, I am also a musician, so, that works out well! Have a degree, so you know I'm smart, but it's a degree in music industry that I haven't been able to do anything career-wise with, so, y'know, not that smart! :P Oh, also, absolutely consider myself a feminist, LGBTQIA Ally, POC Ally and accessibility advocate.

Interests include D&D, Pokemon, games (both video and tabletop), comics, film and television, and cooking. Not to brag, but I'm trying to impress you, so I'm absolutely gonna brag: I am an amazing cook. I would love to set the bar unreasonably high for your future hook-ups and partners.

How about I cook you a fancy meal (including home-made ice-cream for dessert!), you hang out and look hot in a skimpy outfit, we watch something as we eat and then we see what happens? ;)

I'm DDF and have been on the receiving end of two very important stabbings by medical professionals.

ABOUT YOU: While I definitely love tattooed nerdy girls, if one or more of those things doesn't apply to you, still hit me up! I'm sure we can still have a great time! That includes if "girl" doesn't apply to you; I definite heterosexuality as being attracted to things coded different to my gender, so femme-enbies, you're all welcome!

That said, No SWERFs/TERFs/Anti-Vaxxers or other subcategories the left think are shitheads.

I'm not looking for anything serious at this stage, but I'm definitely open to it! If going to town on each other regularly turns into "Hey, do you maybe want to get romantically involved?", I am okay with that! But if all you're after is a buddy of the fuck variety, I'm totally down for that too.

Let's have a chat about your wants and needs and see if we're compatible! :)

So, if you've read all that you either really enjoy words; in which case, thanks for the attention, the arts kid in me survives off of it entirely, or you're actually interested; in which case, hit me up and we can try to organise you getting slammed down big style (And please move yourself to the front of the queue if you got that reference!)