Hey there,

I am absolutely the stereotypical Fluffy Haired, Golden Retriever Gamer Guy.

So, if any bi/pan, kinky, alternative girls with a bit of a nerdy streak want an over-enthusiastic nerd boy to be a blatant stereotype with, I am available! I can host (And live by myself, so don't even worry about roommates) and would love to make friends and also, potentially, fuck said friends so hard that they forget how bad Star Wars Episode IX: Rise of Skywalker was.

ABOUT ME: I'm Ronan. I'm 5'11" and have a metabolism that, thank fuck, hasn't slowed down for a day in my life, keeping me well on the skinny side. I've got brown hair down to my collar bones, but I keep my face clean shaven. Big "Oh that guy's clearly a musician" vibes to my general style and appearance. Luckily, I am also a musician, so, that works out well! Have a degree, so you know I'm smart, but it's a degree in music industry that I haven't been able to do anything career-wise with, so, y'know, not that smart! :P Oh, also, absolutely consider myself a feminist, LGBTQIA Ally, POC Ally and accessibility advocate.

Interests include D&D, Pokemon, games, film and television, and cooking. Yes, that's right, cooking. I would love to set the bar unreasonably high for your future hook-ups by cooking you a three course meal (including home-made ice-cream for dessert!) while your only job is to play games/watch Netflix on the couch and look hot.

I'm DDF and have been on the receiving end of two very important stabbings by medical professionals.

LOOKING FOR: You, hopefully! I know I said "bi/pan, kinky, alternative girls with a bit of a nerdy streak", but if you don't fit one of those descriptors but are still interested; please message me! I'd love to get to know you still. That includes if you don't fit the category of "girl"; totally open to enbies! That said, I'm attracted to femininity, so, just be aware that it's probably the she/they, femme-presenting enbies that have the best odds!

That said, my type is definitely vertically-challenged, tatted-up girls with a penchant for wearing skimpy outfits, so, if that's you, consider yourself moved to the front of the queue!

At this stage, I'm looking for a buddy of the fuck variety, mostly because I'm self aware enough to know 'Hey, maybe don't go launching into a relationship this close to the end of your last one'; but I'm absolutely open to the friendship turning into something romantic over time.

No SWERFs/TERFs/Anti-Vaxxers or other subcategories the left think are shitheads.

ON OFFER: As previously mentioned, I'd love to host you for a meal; hang out, watch a movie, play some games and then nail you harder than Morten Harket nailed the high note in Take On Me. Then probably hang out and play some games again until we're ready for a round two. I've had my technique and physique both positively reviewed, including my ex's porn star/escort best mate once rating my dick a 9.5/10. It's honestly a super hilarious story that led to that situation and probably not what you're expecting!

If in person shenanigans aren't really your thing, I totally understand! I'm a random guy on the internet, and that is a clear safety issue! I'm also pretty great with words and love being watched, so, I'd totally be down for a more digital intimacy until you trust me for the in-person meet-up! Totally down to just talk dirty to each other, or sext or, fuck, write you short works of erotica if you really want.

Kink positive/friendly and I've been told that I'm pretty good at giving an understanding "Ah, yeah, not for me thanks", so feel free to throw the weird stuff at me!

So this is already a fuckload of words; I'm going to leave it here.

If you're interested, hit up my inbox! If you're not, I hope you have a lovely time with whomever you find!