Ah Reddit, the vague familiar friend in my pocket. Except I’m having one of those weeks, and I’d love it if my lil’ phone friend talked back (and I haven’t quite lost the plot enough to have a sincere conversation with AI). Platonic or not, I’d love to feel less alone in this dystopian hellscape, if only for a little while.
I am looking for those strange, sometimes fleeting, connections. The banter that makes you smile and want to check your phone. The kind of wit where I’m googling words I haven’t used in years to try and impress you. While I’m looking for online friends initially I am not averse to the connection being physical eventually, although there are a few geographical limitations as I am probably more rural than you.
About me: - 35 - Volunteer, animal lover, queer, poor dancer, vegetarian, nerd who can never remember cool nerdy things - Enjoy nature and binge watching comfort shows, still trying to think of ways to combine the two without mosquitoes - I really, really hate mosquitoes - Memes are my love language
If you’re interested in this being in any way sexual, I am a very curvy 160cm tall with dark hair.
About you: - Passionate about something - Politically aware - The kind of person who notices dogs on the street before the people they’re attached to
I’ve never been a drinker or a smoker of anything, and things would probably be easier if those weren’t your favourite activities.
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