After a BBQ this evening, I’m feeling nice and (very) tipsy so imma write this reddit post! Tomorrow’s embarrassment can hit after my second coffee. Though, tbh, most of that shame will come from my stellar performance in a 3-legged race :)
Sooo I’m someone who loves to find the fun in life! Whether it’s turning a casual game of mini-golf into an Olympic battle for glory, organising a no-mercy game night, or belting out 2000s pop in the shower, I’m all about bringing childishness and laughter to the table. That said, I also treasure those quiet nights in where I talk to no one and play solitaire on my phone like a grandma. Balance, right?
Family is super important to me, and time with them is all about chaos: cooking inside with the women, grilling outside with the men, and yelling about sports somewhere in the middle.
I’m a wavy haired brunette, and have a fuller hourglass figure—not bombshell hot, but more like the cute, nice girl from across the street who gives you a nice smile when you make awkward eye contact. I’m all about the girly girl vibes: hair done, nails nails, and a spritz of perfume to feel fancy 🕺. Am I actually fancy? No.
I’m looking for someone with a great sense of humour who makes time for a relationship. I’d love for you to have your own hobbies and interests so I can listen to your stories! Bonus points if you have thick hair I can run my hands through (seriously, huge sucker for that). My only limits are smoking, hunting, and non-monogamy.
If this sounds like your vibe, shoot me a message! With effort, pretty pretty please!
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