Now, you're probably wondering:
Exactly what is this guy's deal?

Voicing that query is a great start
Explaining is at the top of my to-do list (About Me):

Right off the bat, I'm 5'11" and have more of a lanky build.
Got long, dark brown hair down to my shoulder blades.
Obviously, I look like a musician.
Not a problem though, because I am a musician!

Not to brag, but, I'm also a pretty great cook.
All your future fuck buddies/FWBs are going to have the bar set real high on that one.

Generally, I'm also obsessed with combat robotics/Battlebots and love comics, movies, and video games; so expect to hear a lot about that.
I also play a lot of D&D, Magic: the Gathering, and other various tabletop games
Victory isn't essential to me if we do play any games together.
Expect me to not go easy on you though!

You've gotta love bad jokes and getting sent horrible TikTok memes too.

On to you (What I'm Looking For):

Usually, I get along best with nerds.
Unless it's not already obvious, if you've got nerdy interests, we're going to get along great.

Please don't be an asshole.
No SWERFS/TERFS/Racists/Anti-Vaxxers/etc.
Explicitly, I'm a feminist, LGBTQIA Ally, POC Ally and accessibility advocate; it's pretty hypocritical to not expect the same of you.

Visually, I love tiny, nerdy, alternative women.
Except, it's probably more accurate to say "alternative people" as I am open to femme-presenting non-binary folk too!
Really, I'm open to anyone, regardless of how close they meet that description.

Goth girls that struggle with top shelves do have my heart though.
Of course.

Now, What Am I Offering?:

Never going to say no to a casual "hang out and play board/video games".
And the same goes for a casual "watch a movie/TV show" as well!

Listening to music is a huge past-time of mine also.
Electronic Music in particular, but I've got a pretty diverse taste.
Totally down to chat about whatever you're listening to at the moment.

You'd ideally be down for hanging out at a board game café? Marche in the CBD is great!
Or any of your favourite spots to hang out.
Up until we feel the vibe and decide to go back to either of our places. Then I'll fuck you harder than Arcane Season 2 Episode 5 fucked me up emotionally.

Does that sound good to you?

Outstanding!
Work out what you want to say and send me a message!

Now go back and read the bold first letter of each sentence.