Hello there. Things have been mostly coming up Milhouse recently but I think I would like to have someone to share my life and time with. I guess this post is the manifestation of that in word form translated from feeling form. I think digging deep and turning what you feel on the inside to something for outward consumption usually requires a decent amount of introspection and measured thought so I've tried to really sit down and consider what I want to put forward as an impression. That and ya boi is lonely. My plants have so far proven to be poor conversationalists.

About me

• I am emotionally, financially and life-stylistically stable
• I have the comedic range of an ocean (something something depth)
• I am an exceedingly comfy snuggler (partial credit to my couch)
• I am able to be attentive and understanding of your needs, preferences and boundaries
• I value quality time spent doing activities
• I can ramble for the both of us, conversely I can lend a receptive ear and insert gasps and probing questions where necessary
• I respect differences in opinions and values (unless the subject matter is pizza toppings, I have very strong feelings in this domain)
• Also physically I'm 174cm on a good day, of generally average build with (very) short dark head and facial hair

What I can offer you

• A genuine want to learn about you and see if our personalities match
• A smorgasbord (I'm not a huge fan of the word either but here we are) of tea
• I will say and do increasingly stupid things to try and make you laugh
• The welcome invite to raid my wardrobe for comfy hoodies and jackets (I really have too many, please come take a couple)
• A plethora of board/card/video games
• The willingness to engage in just about anything at least once
• A constant positive impression with a balance of logical solutions/ideas and emotional pick me ups/reinforcement

Just so you know what you're getting yourself I have added a bonus section of pink coloured flags that I'm constantly trying to dilute with white

• Sometimes I struggle to broach serious stern topics without at some point resorting to humour
• I have the resting facial expressiveness of a dull rock
• I am trying to be more forthright and open with myself and my feelings instead of bottling it all in without an escape valve
• I can sometimes be obtusely impatient in search of short term gratification over long term progress
• I will eat the last slice of pizza without remorse

Ideally I am looking for something longer term but understand people are in different stages of life and searching for different things so am welcoming of just seeing how we align. If it sounds like we might get along send me a message and we can take it from there :)