The AFL Grand Final is happening on the 28th. Because of my team's consistently woeful performance, I've no vested interest in the outcome, so I'm planning to take advantage of the reduced crowds and take myself off to the Royal Melbourne Show. And since such things are typically better with company, I'm wondering if any Redditors would feel like joining me?
Ideally, you meet some or most of the following criteria:
- Friendly
- Hold passionate views about the relative merits of various showbags
- Enjoy show type rides and activities
- Like looking at animals and/or crafts
- Willing to risk food poisoning from carnival food
- Enjoy strolling around and looking at stuff
- Be a good conversationalist, or alternatively, ok with comfortable silence and companionship (Introverts are welcome!)
About me:
Gentleman (he/him), definitely tall enough to ride this attraction, clean-shaven, friendly, easy going, non-smoker, polite. Able to string words together in vaguely coherent sentences on a variety of topics. High probability of purchasing the Wizz Fizz showbag.
What I'm looking for:
Someone who likes going to the Show, and would like some company.
What I'm offering:
A completely platonic, safe for work, Show experience. An arm to clutch onto if we go through the Haunted House, to chat with whilst you're standing in the queue, somebody to point things out to when on the Ferris wheel, someone to hold your showbags if you need to use the bathroom. Those, and more, are amongst the things I can offer.
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