Thanks for the click, I hope you're having a splendid Monday. I'm looking for some conversation and potential company to complement what I have going on for myself. I live alone so sometimes the voices in my head don't cut it anymore and constantly replacing the batteries in my Furbies is starting to get expensive.

About me

• Purveyor of pineapple on pizza
• Connoisseur of cheesecake (this is where you come in)
• Card carrying member of the 'I hate eggplant' club
• Not nearly as jealous as my name makes me out to be
• Impeccable taste in memes
• Has the correct objective opinion about about peeing in the shower

Things I can offer

• I'm passably witty and humorous
• I'm generally a positive influence (don't quote me on this if things go wrong)
• I will try (and most likely fail) to flirt with you
• I have bad taste in women (this may not be a plus)
• I will do my best to match your energy, be a good active listener, ask leading questions and understand the cadence of our conversation
• I am the proud owner of big boy pants
• I can make you a 5.1/10 meal
• I have a treasure trove of interesting knick knacks I could show you
• Will try my best to laugh with you and not at you after I poke fun at you
• Will let you win once at board games and then mercilessly destroy you

Also I'm 5'8ish, average build with short dark head/facial hair and olive skin.

So anyway, I'm not looking for anything specific but am open to something longer term if that's how the cookie crumbles. I do however have a very stringent list of requirements for you

• Exists

As an aside I do actually enjoy voice calling to figure out if we vibe as it feels a lot more personal than just messaging and it's also easier to convey tone and humour (I'm also 80% more charismatic on the phone than via text). I also find it quite exciting and almost exhilarating calling someone for the first time. The "can you hear me okay?" at the start as we tune into the audio, the awkwardness of the beginning phases, the oft present rambling when you feel like you need to compensate for the aforementioned awkwardness and the air of suspense as we navigate subject matters.

It's all good stuff.

So if any of that piques your interest then send me one of those fandangled redditchats and we can take it from there :)