Considering you're reading this them I'm glad and a bit relieved to see my title has convinced you to click on my post. It's currently a not overly inviting Sunday evening here and another riveting week of employment awaits tomorrow morning.
What I'm looking for
I guess I'm after some fresh conversation and perhaps some eventual company if things go well. I live by myself so the monotony of routine can be a bit lonely and isolating. Also cooking for one always seems a bit wasteful in term of effort so if you're looking to eat then that works out well :)
About me
- Condiment connoisseur
- Cat and plant enjoyer
- Detests slow walkers
- Bad taste in women
- Purveyor of pineapple on pizza
- Refuses to stop laughing at my own jokes
- Card carrying member of the peeing in the shower club
Also I'm about 5'8, average build, close shaved dark hair with a beard and olive skin.
What I can offer you
- Above average level of humour and wit
- Below average ability to flirt
- Always down to try new things and experiences
- Will take a genuine interest in conversing with you and matching your energy
- Kindness, hospitality, (enter other nicety buzzword)
- 5.1/10 cooking ability
- The contents of an entire tea farm in my kitchen
- Comfy couch and blankets/pillows galore
- A treasure trove of interesting knick knacks
- Enjoys eating out (both kinds) and eating in (both kinds again?)
- Will let you win one time at board games and then mercilessly beat you to assert dominance
About you
- Exists (this is important)
So if any of that piques your interest and you qualify with regard to my stringent criteria then feel free to send me one of those fandangled redditchats with a little bit about yourself and we can go from there :)
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