I appreciate you clicking onto my post in lieu of my crappy title. It's currently 9:42am here on a Tuesday morning as I write this and I've just arrived at work and settling in for another reiveting day of emplpyment.
What I'm looking for
I'm writing this with the express aim of finding someone to spend some time with. I live alone so it can get a bit lonesome with the monotony of routine. Also cooking for one always seems a bit wasteful so if you're hungry then that works out well.
About me
- Condiment connoisseur
- Cat and plant enjoyer
- Detests slow walkers
- Purveyor of pineapple on pizza
- Refuses to stop laughing at my own jokes
- Card carrying member of the peeing in the shower club
Also I'm about 5'8, average build, short dark hair with a beard and tan skin.
What I can offer you
- Above average level of wit
- Enjoys eating out (both kinds) and eating in (both kinds again?)
- Will let you win one time at board games and then mercilessly beat you to assert dominance
- Will take a genuine interest in conversing with you and matching your energy
- Kindness, hospitality, (enter other nicety buzzword)
About you
- Exists
- Bad at board games
So if any of that piques your interest then feel free to send me one of those fandangled redditchats with a little bit about yourself and we can go from there. Alternatively if you prefer I have a hodgepodge of conversational topics you may choose from below to start the discourse
- Cheese. Discuss.
- What kind of bear is best?
- Why are subsequent instances of an experience never as good as the initial time?
- What's for dinner?
- (This one is blank - feel free to insert your own question)
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