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Well, here I am once again - another year older but not wiser at all.
Still on the hunt for a big spoon to cuddle me to sleep whilst playing obnoxiously loud videos on their phone because they’re a chronic iPad user who watches needs videos to sleep (you know who you are).
Also, I need you to keep me nice and warm whilst laughing because skin to skin contact makes fart noises when we’re both sweaty.
About me: I’m a racially ambiguous Asian girl who lights up like a firecracker during conversations. When I’m not sleeping, I enjoy reading; keeping active in the gym/running to hit new PBs or vegging out on the couch because it’s fucking cold. Also, I like to cook and bake so get ready to be forced fed all my experimental cooking and receiving unsolicited food pictures to entice you to eat my food. Yes, you can have my leftovers.
DDF / Kink friendly - yadda yadda. All the good stuff, you know the drill.
About you (hopefully): Preferably aged closer to your late 20s and can hold a conversation online/offline too. I do prefer to get to know to someone before getting freaky in the sheets - yes, cuddling is freaky so please be mindful before messaging.
Can host or travel, I don’t care. Just need a good night sleep x
** This is not an invitation to be a unicorn or a chance for you to cheat on your partner. My life is already a mess, I don’t wanna be cleaning up yours too
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