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31 [M4F] seeking a casual, addictive connection to replace my current caffeine habits
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throwawaystress12345 is a male age 31 looking for a female in Melbourne, Australia
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Me:

Hi! I'm a 31 yo Australian born Chinese living in the Eastern suburbs. By day, I'm a high functioning caffeine addict disguised as a healthcare professional. By night, I'm asleep.

Physically, I'm 5'11"/181 cm, broad shouldered, work out enough to keep in shape and justify my poor self control with food.

My hobbies include attempting to lift heavy weights and playing boardgames (Catan is a gateway drug). I'd describe myself as friendly and easy going, not exactly adventurous, but willing to try most things once (no not that, get your mind out of the gutter).

What I'm looking for/what I can offer:

I'm looking for a simple fun-filled, stress-free no strings attached, low fat, no fat, omega 3 filled connection, where we can explore and fulfil each other's needs (with extra dollop).

Physicality aside, I provide average to great banter and the occasional motivational speech if you're lucky. Also very happy to lend an ear if you need someone to vent about your day to day (stress management 101).

You:

Ideally you'll be above the age of 25. I don't have any particular preferences for appearance so long as you're happy and comfortable in your own skin.

If you're interested, DM me your coffee order!

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a male
Age
31
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a female
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