Seeking real life in person, actual relationship. Wild I know and I’m advertising about it online.

Surely Mr Right (or ok) is reading this right now or at the least I’m not flooded with Mr not really’s.

Some things about me to decipher if it’s worth a DM - VIC based, love food, such a simple pleasure and we all have to eat. It could be the most amazing bread and butter (yes I have had that) a family meal prepared with love or a restaurant you’ve been wanting to try that did not disappoint.

I’m demonstrative, if you are not, we are not a match.

I am not scared of killing my house plants. I do get happy if they are surviving and even happier if thriving.

I like creative, passionate types. Deep, funny ones that can hold eye contact and conversation. (I can also hold eye contact, conversation and be funny, company dependent).

The last two things I bought in the centre aisles of Aldi (separately) were - a pancake flipper which has a wide flipping bit but the handle is oddly short, so I’m a bit suss on it. Then this citrus press which you drop half a piece of citrus into and squeeze. It even stores flat which seems handy, I think I really like it.

Other stats 170 cm medium build hazel eyes. Hair was brunette but now dyed blonde regularly at great expense due to my irrational and complete non acceptance of the cards I’ve been dealt genetically.

2 kids, pretty great for teens. 1 dog. Can look after myself financially and looking for the same.

Currently a few hours from the big smoke but plotting my way back to heartland. Looking to take fun trips around the sun with likeminded.

So suitors of Reddit are you out there?