Hey there, do you ever get home and wonder to yourself, “wow, if only I had a pale boyfriend that could make me laugh”, well you’re in luck!

For a limited time only (or y’know, whenever) I’m looking for someone to laugh and go on adventures with.

A little about myself:

I’m an aspiring chess player and spend most of my days at the local library studying and improving. Usually, once a week I have a tournament game that will take a couple of hours (yes, a couple hours for the one game; I know right?) so if there’s any fan of the queen’s gambit, I’m your guy.

When it comes to personality, I think my greatest asset is my humour and the ability to make people laugh. I don’t shy away from making myself the butt of the joke and just want to make people smile while also being true to myself.

When it comes to dating, I pride myself on great communication skills. If you’re looking for an alpha, all good but I ain’t that guy. I believe in being open when something is bothering you and I make sure to provide a safe space for any questions or concerns.

I’m not a jealous guy (except when it comes to Ryan Reynolds but come on I’m only human) and try to avoid violence at all cost. I was a amateur boxer in high school so I can fight, but have luckily never had to use those skills in the street.

I can’t offer wealth but I believe I more than make up for it by offering a healthy, happy relationship free of toxicity and games.

In my free time, I love listening to older artists like Billy Joel, Blue swede, Harry Chapin, and Bob Seger. Would love to introduce you to some new artists and have you recomend some that I may not have heard of either.

I’m a massive fan of the h3 podcast and haven’t missed an ep in years. Would love someone that I could watch and laugh with on the couch.

I’m a fan of horror movies and am always on the lookout for hidden gems. My favourite sub-genre has to be found footage (even though there’s tons of bad ones). I love how it offers people with less budget the chance to make a great movie.

I just got back into reading a couple months ago. I like thriller/horror/crime fiction with some of my favourite books including the girl with the dragon tattoo, mr mercedes, and a time to kill. Currently reading the tommyknockers by Stephen king (and enjoying every second of it)

Also a gamer. I just got the new cod so I’ve been playing that but some all time favourite games of mine are: fallout 4, Detroit become human, rainbow 6 siege, and skate 3.

In terms of looks, I’m 5”9 so not tall but around average, white/Caucasian, medium build with brown hair, a beard, and the tan of Casper the friendly ghost. Of course I will send a picture when we talk.

I’m hoping to find someone around my age (a couple years either way is fine by me) who has the same sense of humour and is interested in a potential partner.

So, send me a message if you’re interested in a lunch date, night out, or even just a phone call. What have you got to lose? If we don’t click, at the very least you’ll walk away having had a couple laughs and hopefully some fond memories.

Hope to hear from you soon and remember: Limited time only! (Again, not really)