With the racing season upon us once more, horse racing is again being a bit on-the-nose, so perhaps you'd rather indulge in a different type of horseplay instead?
Whether you're interested in a quick roll in the hay, or riding for a while, possibly playing with a riding crop, or just being thoroughly bred - it's a safe bet that I won't say "Neigh" to your interests - I'm more than likely to spur you on!
Unfortunately, I may not keep this post up furlong - that's the way it's gonna be, little darling - but I'm an honest and Ginuwine guy, so take a punt and send me a message. Who knows? You could be on the inside track to an enjoyable ride.
About me: Tall, caucasian, dad-bod type (so pretty much the opposite of an actual jockey!), clean shaven, non-smoker, well spoken and polite, close to CBD.
What I'm looking for: A fine filly of any age or relationship status fancies going for a canter without being saddled with anything too weighty.
What I'm offering: The chance to see me trot out my best moves, and hopefully end up in an exciting finish.
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