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31 [M4F] - be the Barbie to my Oppenheimer?
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throwawaystress12345 is a male age 31 looking for a female in Melbourne, Australia
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Me:

  • Not the creator of the atomic bomb.
  • 31 M Australian born Chinese, living in SE Melb.
  • 5'11"/180 cm/13 average sized bananas tall. Broad shouldered, not a gym junkie but work out enough to look respectable. Bespectacled and clean shaven, black hair usually worn slicked back.
  • A doctor (fulfilling stereotypes) running on fumes after the past few years. Really looking for any excuse to drop everything and run away to Alaska.
  • Equally comfortable being active outdoors or lazing around being a homebody.
  • Fully vaccinated, DDF.

What I'm looking for/what I can offer:

  • A no strings attached connection to inject some spice and excitement into our lives.
  • A safe space to vent and connect in a judgement free relationship.
  • At the very least, I reportedly offer painfully average banter and bad jokes.

You: * Have standards and won't ask me to brush your hair or undress you anywhere. * Chill, easygoing, happy and comfortable in your own skin. * Somewhere in the realm of 25 - 40 years old, though if we get along, we get along. * (Ideally) from Melbourne. Open to making something across states if we click. * Will (if you're interested) DM/message me your coffee order!

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Profile updated: 10 hours ago
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They Are
a male
Age
31
Looking For
a female
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1 year ago