...And I've definitely got more experience as the D&D type. Apparently "You find yourself in a bedroom, lying on a bed" is "not great dirty talk" and "kind of just weirdly stating the obvious"? And she said she was into roleplay. Sheesh.

Anyway, jokes aside, the TL;DR is I'm nerdy, wordy and a little over thirty and hoping to find someone who wants to eat some great food, play some games, watch some movies and go to town each other. If you'd like more details though...

ABOUT ME: I'm 5'11" and am very much in the "Lanky" build category. I've got long brown hair down past my collar bones that, and I cannot stress this enough, I actually wash and take care of. I also keep my face clean shaven. Have a degree, so you know I'm smart, but it's a degree in music industry that I haven't been able to do anything career-wise with, so, y'know, not that smart! :P

Interests include D&D, Pokemon, games (both video and tabletop), comics, film and television, and cooking. Not to brag, but I'm trying to impress you, so I'm absolutely gonna brag: I am an amazing cook. I would love to set the bar unreasonably high for your future hook-ups and partners. I'm not super into sports (the fact that the only sport I follow is combat robotics/Battlebots should say a lot about that!), but I'm open to learning all about your favourite things!

How about I cook you a fancy meal (including home-made ice-cream for dessert!), you hang out and look hot in a skimpy outfit, we watch something as we eat and then we see what happens? ;)

I'm DDF and have been on the receiving end of three very important stabbings by medical professionals. I also absolutely consider myself a feminist, LGBTQIA Ally, POC Ally and accessibility advocate. So SWERFs, TERFs, Anti-Vaxxers and racists to the back. A little bit further back. A little further. Yeah, ignore that cliff edge; go a little further...

ABOUT YOU: Well, if I could be hyper-specific, nerdy goth girls that struggle with top shelves are absolutely my type. However, I'm also realistic enough to know I can't just make a wish and have only people who match those details respond. If I interest you, but you find yourself not matching that description in one way or another, still hit me up. That includes if you don't meet the description of "girl"; I love me an enby too! Granted, femininity is what I'm attracted to, so, femme-presenting enbies definitely have a far higher chance.

WHAT I'M LOOKING FOR: I'm not necessarily looking for a relationship, but I'm very much a "keep yourself open and see what happens" person. If we've got romantic chemistry, and not just sexual and platonic chemistry, I am totally open to a relationship! But if you're just after a friend with benefits/fuck buddy/bone homie/cum chum/etc type situation with a person who will respect your boundaries and be open to pretty much whatever kinks/fetishes you want to explore, that's very much in line with what I'm after! Let's hang out, play some board games and then pound you're on the John Wick stunt team!

Kink positive/friendly and I've been told that I'm pretty good at giving an understanding "Ah, yeah, not for me thanks", so feel free to throw the weird stuff at me!

If you're interested, hit up my inbox! If you're not, I hope you have a lovely time with whomever you find!