Now, you're probably wondering about how to get my attention.
Easy!
Vying for my affection couldn't be simpler.
Except, let me introduce myself first (About Me):
Right off the bat, I'm 5'11" and have more of a lanky build.
Got long, dark brown hair down to my shoulder blades.
Obviously, I look like a musician.
Not a problem though, because I am a musician!
Not to brag, but, I'm also a pretty great cook.
All your future fuck buddies/FWBs are going to have the bar set real high on that one.
Generally, I play a lot of D&D, and love comics, movies, and video games.
I'm also obsessed with combat robotics/Battlebots; so expect to hear a lot about that too.
Victory isn't essential to me if we play any games together.
Expect me to not go easy on you though!
You've gotta love bad jokes and getting sent horrible TikTok memes too.
On to you (What I'm Looking For):
Usually, I get along best with nerds.
Unless it's not already obvious, if you've got nerdy interests, we're going to get along great.
Please don't be an asshole.
No SWERFS/TERFS/Racists/Anti-Vaxxers/etc.
Explicitly, I'm a feminist, LGBTQIA Ally, POC Ally and accessibility advocate; it's pretty hypocritical to not expect the same of you.
Visually, I love tiny alternative women.
Except, it's probably more accurate to say "alternative people" as I am open to femme-presenting non-binary folk too!
Really, I'm open to anyone, regardless of how close they meet that description.
Goth girls that struggle with top shelves do have my heart though.
Of course.
Now, What Am I Offering?:
Never going to say no to a casual "hang out and play board/video games".
And the same goes for a casual "watch a movie/TV show" as well!
Listening to music is a huge past-time of mine also.
Electronic Music in particular, but I've got a pretty diverse taste.
Totally down to chat about whatever you're listening to at the moment.
You'd ideally be down for hanging out and being buddies.
Oh, and casually fucking each other harder than Netflix fucked the rollout of its new password sharing policy.
Unless romantic sparks start flying between us, which I am open to, if not explicitly seeking!
Does that sound like you?
Outstanding!
Work out what you want to say and send me a message!
Now go back and read the bold first letter of each sentence.
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