“Are people so unhappy when they love?” Yes, Christine, when they love and are not sure of being loved”

It’s my birthday coming up, I’ve had a rough couple of months with the passing of my best friend and overall bitching cat Charlotte suddenly (literally within a week of posting her photos on this account) amongst some general hardships. What I’m offering is a chill easy date night where I buy the tickets to the entertainment (Phantom of the Opera), you shout me dinner and we split the rounds of drinks to close off the night. The goal is to try and bring some social normalcy back for my birthday and not celebrate alone this year.

I'm chubby (or fat), I'm Caucasian, I wear mid strength prescription glasses with transition lenses because I think I'm cool but just lazy and cheap, I'm clean shaven as when I grow a beard I look homeless and people start giving me sandwiches in the street, I'm 5 foot 11 or 6 foot if I stand up straight, I'm blue eyed, I have long lush hair that I've been taking better care of so it's like the Siren's song when you run your fingers through it and I'm uncut and in no way hung. Most importantly, I'm super chill, and absolutely love people as I'm aggressively pansexual.

About me: I’m a cinephile, my parents raised me in the cinema and have failed degrees in film & tv (but I’m not a snob). I love the theatre, but have an unhealthy obsession with The Crucible by Arthur Miller and have seen it several times as well as read the playwright more times than I can count. I enjoy videogames, but also going out to the bar with people. I’m talkative, though feel free to tell me to shut up. I read, mostly non-fiction but have started to explore post-apocalyptic fiction titles. I’m currently trying to finish Kevin Can F**** Himself on Amazon Prime (AMC ), there’s so much to discuss if you have stuff to bring to the table about it. I’m also super into cooking, and you will get bored of me talking about and making my layered Mexican dip.

This is a no pressure scenario, nothing has to happen after, and no-one owes anyone anything. Let’s just hang and see what happens. Dates can be discussed based on availability of tickets and you’re availability.

Hopefully it will be a good show.