Hello,

for unsexy logistical purposes let me just say first I can't host, and I don't own a car. Okayy anyways...

I have been feeling quite lonely and although all I want is a respectful and loving girlfriend, I haven't had that yet. So, here I am, sitting in my frustration and inexperience with women hoping to find a warm body to play with.

You know those would you rather type questions and someone is like what superhero power would you have and then someone says invisibility? That's how... I feel... So I might as well try to enjoy the good parts of that superpower as well huh?

Another way of thinking about it is you know those japanese porn videos where there's a classroom of women and the main character guy goes around sniffing all their undies and playing with their bodies rubbing his cock under their armpit, stretching their mouths with his fingers, and petting their pubes while he moans in their ear and humps their hip whenever he stops time? No? I'm not surprised... Well, I guess it's kind of like that is what I'm looking for.

I just want a woman to go along with what I want, but what I want is not really typical like rough penetrative sex. That doesn't really feel empowering to me. It feels disempowering. I want someone who would go along with what I want and let me 'play doctor,' so to speak. Sorry about the creepy term. But I think what I am getting at is like even though I am asking not put my penis in any of your orifices and even though I want that, I don't think it would attract my type. I want to use you to indulge my anatomical curiosity, not fuck your brains out.

Some other things that come to mind, it usually turns on at least someone but yep I have a quad amputee kink and I like the idea of bullying a woman in a wheelchair and making her bark like a puppy. And um cutting off their limbs and vocal cords so they can only bark and be a fuck puppy - or whatever. No but some of the actually consensual fantasies I want to do kind of go like this: I want you and I to have zero expectations, but I want you to know that it might end up with you on top of me and me in between your thighs while you makeout with me, me cuddling your leg my anime body girlfriend and sniffing your crotch while you ignore me and are lying down on your phone or something, having you watch tv while fully clothed and I come over and put my ass in your face and you just pretend to ignore it, or maybe asking you to go on all fours so I can ride you and you can carry me around like my doggy.

All of that is nice and all, but two things. I'm not looking for flakers, so I would appreciate it if you respected that, and if all goes well then I think long-term would be cool and fun. I have no friends because I parted with my friend group kind of recently, so that would be nice. That's not what I wanted to say, I'm just acting desperate smh. The second thing was I can't do this soon this weekend, so I would prefer someone hella horny but hella patient as I'm going through a lot life-wise as unsexy as it is to say.

Last thing is consent and communication. I get pretty misanthropic and angry and sadistic, but it's never directed at anybody unless we do sadistic play, which I don't plan to for this. Your safety is my top priority, and mine should be yours. Our safety should be each other's top priority. That means a lot of unsexy but necessary talks of safewords, boundaries, limits, negotiations, risks, and aftercare.

Okay enough said. If you are an 18 woman with a vagina and not a brat then feel free to donate your warm body and all of its hairs and orfices to the autistic virgin very online community in your local area (me) so that we may inspect and learn more about the female human species on their natural habitat for scientific purposes and definitely no other reason of course. I know this is kind of all over the place, but hopefully you got some ideas of what I like. In other words, feel free to hmu :)