How’s your week going? Mine’s going pretty well so far, and since I like to reach for the stars, I’ve figured out a way to make it even better.

I’m having a deep-seated craving to get groped and fingered while lost in some music and pressed in between the bodies on a dancefloor with nowhere to go.

My cooldown timer for getting sweaty in a dark club has elapsed and so I’m going to cut up a dancefloor to some beep boop computer music, and you? You’re going to come make my evening by pawing at me gradually while I wonder if that’s what you’re actually doing or if it’s just an innocent mistake.

I will be at Bossa Nova Civic Club this Thursday Jun 6th, 2024 for Synthicide. Have plans already? Wrong answer. Not anymore, because you are compelled to surprise me at Bossa and be the my favorite experience that day. Whatever you thought you were doing that evening can be cancelled for this rare opportunity. Don’t like loud music? Don’t like crowds? Suck it up buttercup, or else you’ll regret it.

I don’t know what I’ll be wearing yet, though I’ve a mohawk and huge sleeve tattoos that are impossible to miss. More details: I probably look like that goth“tomboy” that you always had a crush on but were to chicken shit to ask out. 5’8”, slim/average, small tits, fat ass, thick thighs, geometric sleeve tattoos on both arms, lip piercing, grey eyes, dark almost black hair, dresses like a goth spectral entity that stumbled into techwear. I’m hot, and I’ve found ways to become even hotter since the last time I did this a few months ago.

You can:

• Touch me anywhere you’d like using your hands
• Reach under my clothes with your hands

You will:

• Wash your fucking hands before
• Have trimmed nails

You will not:

• Try to kiss me or put your mouth on me
• Try to grind on me or rub your body on me
• Take my hands and put them on your body
• Take your dick out (wild I even need to specify this, some y’all weren’t raised right, I swear)
• Try to follow me outside the venue

This is a HANDS ONLY interaction. I don’t want to talk to you. I don’t want you to offer me a drink. Just cop your feel(s) and enjoy it, that’s it. If I decide I’m into you, which will probably not happen, I’ll let you know. I am not shy. I want to do my silly little club drugs and dance while fulfilling a favorite kink in peace and while enjoying myself, thank you very much.

I will wave a middle finger at you if I want you to stop. You WILL respect this gesture.

I will only be answering DMs that contain clear, clarifying questions about this arrangement. I am not interested in chatting with you about this beyond that.

Recap

• Bossa on Thursday June 6th 2024
• Have trimmed nails and clean hands, this is a HANDS ONLY interaction
• Middle finger or me removing your hands from my body is a hard stop, game over
• Follow the rules listed above