Alright, here’s the deal. I haven’t a lot of time for this post because I’m up way past my bedtime after fixing some really annoying bugs that are absolutely to be blamed on past-me for trying to be way to fucking clever in the code. I am so fucking annoyed with myself; I should know better. I need to put my elf ass to bed, stat, so this one is going to be short and sweet compared to my usual posts.
I’ve been nursing a fantasy I have about getting groped in a movie theater and I had tentatively arranged to try this in the future with someone, but unfortunately, that arrangement isn’t going to work out. I’ve gotten pretty wound up about this and I don’t know if it’s that I have a mild form of solar mania from the sun being out, but my libido is off the fucking charts lately, even for me. I need to scratch this itch and make this happen.

Eligibility:

• Anybody over the age of 18 is eligible, since I’m not going to fuck anyone in this case I will relax my “must be 26 to ride” rule
• If we’ve spoken before in any way, or hooked up from a previous post, it’s fair game for you too, but contact me through an alt so I don’t make the connection
• Wiling to show up a little after the movie has started into it’s opening scenes when it’s dark and I can’t see you
• Not you Musa, you know what you fucking did.

You can:

• Touch me anywhere you’d like using your hands
• Reach under my clothes with your hands

You will:

• Have clean hands, don’t be gross
• Have trimmed nails, it’s just polite

You will not:

• Talk to me, I don’t want to interact with you, and I want to watch the movie, I fucking love sci-fi, okay?
• Try to kiss me or put your mouth on me
• Try to put your arm around me\
• Try to grind on me or rub your body on me
• Take my hands and put them on your body
• Take your dick out (wild I even need to specify this, some y’all weren’t raised right, I swear - I will call the staff if you do this)
• Try to follow me outside the movie theater or interact with me outside the theater

This is a HANDS ONLY interaction. I don’t want to talk to you. I especially don’t even want to look at you. This is an anonymous interaction, more or less. Just cop your feel(s) and enjoy it, that’s it. Enjoy me stifling my moans, getting wet from being touched whether I want it or not. If you do not follow these rules I will leave the theater and tell the staff you’re bothering me.

HOW TO APPLY
You’re really going to have to impress me on this one if you want it.

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• DO NOT send me photos of yourself, this is an immediate disqualification
• DO NOT tell me what you look like, this is an immediate disqualification
• Send me a message via Reddit chat and tell me a hot story about something you’d like to do to me, or how you’d like the interaction to go. I’d like to leave this a little open-ended with respect to the particulars- the most important part is you bring your literary best. Write in full sentences and be mindful of punctuation, please. - As long or short as you’d like, just know that the key here is that you want to get and keep my attention.
• You can find my list of favorite kinks here as well as a description of what I look like for ammunition.

Winner of the hottest story will get:

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• The seat number I’ll be sitting in for a matinee in the afternoon at a theater in lower Manhattan on April 3rd, 2024. It’s already purchased and the seats on either side of me are still open, and likely to stay open since this is not prime time for most people to see a movie.
• The explicit satisfaction of knowing I masturbated to climax to their awesome story
• Bragging rights, I guess?

EDIT: more details emerged from further contemplation - I will be absolutely blasted on some edibles, which do tend to make me extra turned on and extra wet. I’ve had some great responses and since I have verified that both seats to me are open still AND I am still the only person who’s bought a ticket in the theater, I am VERY tempted to invite two of you, one on each side. Anybody up for a little teamwork? One can hold my thighs open for the other and then trade off; maybe? If both are down I could probably put you in touch for advance collaboration which turns me on in yet another way.

EDIT 2: I am excited to announce that the contest has closed and that I am going to have a very nice time tomorrow afternoon. I’d like to say I might post an update, but it would probably be pretty brief and say “went to movies high, got groped a lot, that was a good movie but I’m so fucking sick of that Timothee Chalamet twink”

Thank you everyone. The replies to this one were honestly a true delight.