I HAVE A QUESTION FOR YOU, MY FRIEND:

Are you a well adjusted manly man who feels like something is missing in his life!? You come back to an empty and cold home without any light!? Ever wanted a needy and clingy bunny to call your own but never had anyone to do so!?

NO MORE OF THAT! I present to you ASH, THE BUNNY™

Hello, I am Ash and I present to you, MYSELF.

This ultimate biological technology gets rid off all those Stay Home MaleWife Yearnings™ you've felt your whole life and replaces them with a Happy Ever After you see in rom coms from the 70s to the 90s. Dresses included!

This last generation bunny can do everything: Look cute, be supportive, rain kisses on you, give you massages, clean the house, worship you, being kinky, keep you quiet or loud company as you need, AND SO MUCH MORE. He can game with you, game on his own, draw, write, and being an annoying brat sometimes! Everything you'll ever NEED!

SO, DON'T BE LATE FOR THIS LIMITED EDITION HOUSE WIFE AND CALL NOW TO:

Discord: Asheffrare#0766

Telegram: @Asheffrare

Don't wait any longer and get your BunWife operating right now!

(We are not responsible for any psychological or physical harm this bunny can cause you. Cooking™ and Happy Ever After™ not included)

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A more serious one:

Hello there. I'm Ash, a 24 year old bunny-boy. Kinda of an artist fella, I draw and write stories. I also love art, like games, movies, books, comics, and complaining a lot about them. That last one is not art, but it should be just because of how good I am at it.

I'm a bit timid in some aspects, and I'm here looking for someone to develop a friendship or a relationship. Is all good to me, really. You can just hit me right up and any moment and we will try it out to see if we click. I'll do my best to get the conversation going as my limited social skills can get to. I will always respond to any messeges, so you won't need to be worried about giving a fantastic first impression of three paragraphs or anything. It is appreciated, of course, start with a BANG, but it's not a rule or anything to be able to talk to me.

So, yeah. Nothing more to add. Just try your shot and maybe we'll get along and have some fun, of any kind!

Discord: Asheffrare#0766

Telegram: Asheffrare

Hope seeing ya. Love,

Me.