I HAVE A QUESTION FOR YOU, MY FRIEND:

Are you a well adjusted manly man who feels like something is missing in his life!? You come back to an empty and cold home without any light!? Ever wanted a needy and clingy bunny to call your own but never had anyone to do so!?

NO MORE OF THAT! I present to you ASH, THE BUNNY™

Hello, I am Ash, and I present to you, MYSELF.

This ultimate biological technology gets rid off all those Stay Home MaleWife Yearnings™ you've felt your whole life and replaces them with a Happy Ever After you see in rom coms from the 70s to the 90s. Dresses included!

This last generation bunny can do everything: Look cute, be supportive, rain kisses on you, give you massages, clean the house, worship you, being kinky, keep you quiet or loud company as you need, AND SO MUCH MORE. He can game with you, game on his own, draw, write, and being an annoying brat sometimes! Everything you'll ever NEED!

SO, DON'T BE LATE FOR THIS LIMITED EDITION HOUSE WIFE AND CALL NOW TO:

Discord: Asheffrare#0766

Telegram: @Asheffrare

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(We are not responsible for any psychological or physical harm this bunny can cause you. Cooking™ and Happy Ever After™ not included)

A more serious one:

Hi there.

My name is Ash. A 24 year old bunny-boy. (Definitely not a hare). I'm somewhat of an artist fella, I draw and write. I like staying at home, having some quality time that anything outdoorsy, even though I like nature and animals a lot. My favorite animals are dogs.

Looking mainly for a relationship with someone, or even just friendship, so we can game and talk about stuff.

My specialty in drawings are DEFINITELY headshots in anime-style stuff and character designs, but I'm not closing myself to do more stuff. I'm still looking for my 💫style💫. In writing, I'm more focused on juvenile-fantasy-like stories. I also have a bunch of "freestyle" poems that are really fun to make. Right now I'm working on a Silent Hillesk story. With a haunted town and monsters. Still on the first draft tho, so not much I can show.

I speak three languages, mainly Spanish and English. And I can complain and rant about my favorite things in any of them for hours at a time. I don't consider myself very interesting. Just a housebun that likes quiet and having an easy non-problematic life in good company.

I am very timid in many aspects, very shy and quiet. I am also very nervous and I get panicky easily, but, I share my feelings very easily and I like to listen, even if I can't get any advice.

You can just hit me right up and any moment (hopefully I will be awake) and we will try chatting out to see if we click in any way. I'll do my best to get the conversation going as my limited social skills can get to. I will always respond to any messeges, so you won't need to be worried about giving a fantastic first impression of three paragraphs or anything. (It is appreciated, sure).

So, yeah. Nothing more to add. Just try your shot and maybe we'll get along and have some fun, of any kind!

Discord: Asheffrare#0766

Telegram: Asheffrare

Hope seeing ya. Love,

Me.