Yep, you heard that right! I’m trying for a miracle on Reddit.. because why the hell not? Pahaha 😜

About me: Female; White, blonde with blue eyes; Age 32; 5’8”; Finance industry professional; Dual grad degrees in progress; Overweight but actively working on it; Drug & disease free; Nonsmoker; Social drinker; Single, never married; No kids but want kids eventually; Dog lover (have 2 of my own, a lab and a golden, and we’re a package deal 😉); Sub/little; Multiple years experience, not a newbie; My likes and hopes for the dynamic can be discussed privately (otherwise I get a million “we like similar things” messages 🙄); Hard limits: ignoring safe words, blood (I’m a fainter), scat, minors, non-consenting public, animals, extreme pain, micro penises (I’ve dealt with 2 previously, and therefore know I need at least average in size.)

About you: Male; Age 32-44; 5’7” or taller; Located in DFW area of TX; Professional career; Undergrad degree or above; All body types other than highly overweight or obese are okay (I want someone who can be active with me throughout life); Drug & disease free; Preferably no or very rare weed use; Nonsmoker; Social drinker; Single; No kids but want kids eventually; Dog lover; Dom/Daddy Dom; Experienced, not a newbie; Someone I can trust and respect in both vanilla and kinky sides of life; Not an extreme sadist; Hard limits same as mine

About us: Monogamous; In-person/real life ONLY; Long-term potential; Vanilla in appearance to others; Not a 24/7 dynamic; A good match in BOTH vanilla and kink aspects

So here we are. Did you make it all the way? Do you sound like the man I’ve described above and match my preferences? Then what’re you waiting for! Shoot me a message and who knows? Maybe one day we’ll get to awkwardly pretend we met on a “normal” dating app when people ask for our meet-cute story, haha. 🙃

Looking forward to chatting with ya! 💜