Are you about done with online dating and all it's shortcomings? AKA putting in effort to just be ghosted after a week. End of your rope? Looking for a reliable partner who will inevitably annoy but like a cute annoyance? Want to be let down less than the average woman? Look no further! I am here and taking applications for a partner :) I'm just a regular guy living life wanting some adventure and a partner to join me in conquering a cheese and candied bacon platter (Maybe Flameado?). Do you like food as much as me?

A few of my hobbies and interests are watching movies, exploring new cities, playing video/board games, kayaking, reading, antiquing and hoarding Nerf guns. I'm a reserved/introverted person in general but i warm up fairly quick (be prepared for awkward conversations). I sometimes speedily become attached to people, not in a weird way, but if I like you and we have some kind of connection, I will enjoy talking to you and want to do it often. I'm a little shy and sometimes very outspoken but my personality is lighthearted most of the time as i tend to joke.

Random info about me:

I'm partially bi (I can expand on this) which is a deal breaker for most women so i'd rather be upfront about it now

I don't eat seafood, mushrooms, artichokes or pineapple on pizza Never went to college

Have probably the most boring job imaginable

Fan of snorkeling

Overweight but working on better choices

Non religious but no issue with what you believe if anything

What I'm looking for:

Women of any age are welcome to reach out but maybe 25 and up would work best so we have more in common

Mature, considerate and responsible

Someone who never cheats, honesty and trust are important to me

Someone who is open-minded, willing to try new things, funny and dorky

Someone who believes in sharing household chores equally because we are both adults

Be open and frank about issues you or I are having. Not pushy or jealous. Won't yell or argue about stupid things, I've had enough of that.

Willing to push me to become a better version of myself (Can you turn me into Batman?)

If this sounds like you then feel free to reach out and say hi or challenge me to a game of Scrabble/Pictionary/hand to hand combat.