So the title pretty much gives you my “type”. I’ve posted before for a chat buddy but dudes always flake out when there isn’t really a prospect for sex. Hence the reason why male/female platonic relationships never seem to last long. Sad but true...Anyhoo I’m a married stay at home mom of one, Latina, I hate the term bbw but it what it is or I guess you could say thick, whateves. I like art, music, Netflix, riddles, pranks, shopping, but people watching is my favorite.
I’m looking for someone to chat 💬 with through out the day. I’m alone all day with the kid and it gets lonely. Pathetic I know...But sometimes chatting up some strange is fun. I don’t mind flirting and some sexy talk but when ur trying to send me unsolicited dick pics ur going to lose my attention reeeal quick. I know what dicks look like big, small, skinny, fat, micro (which is slightly more interesting) I’ve seen them all. No need to flaunt what ur mama gave u because it’s gonna take the total package 📦 to make me want to have sex with you meaning looks, charm, big dick and devastating oral skills. Now I know the title gives you my “type” but anyone can apply I just like eye candy. (Sighs dreamily at the thought)
Perhaps if ur at all interested hit me up. Oh yea please for the love of Pete don’t be a douche and hide our chats from ur wife/gf. I hate being ghosted past 5 pm and weekends. ✌🏼
P.S.
A sense of humor is a BIIIIIGGG plus.
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